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i am shaking coz I understand too

Lucas: Make no mistake. Not only am I party rocking, but I am also in the house tonight.

Ten: But are you shuffling?

Mark: Everyday.

Taemin: What language are you two speaking??

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NCT Dream As Things I've Said or Done (ot7)

Mark: *hits dad with a baseball bat thinking he's a robber*

Renjun: *tells all his friends he sings the song Summertime Sadness by Lana Del Ray in kindergarten and they actually believe him*

Jeno: "I did not fall, I was attacking the floor and winning" *starts punching floor*

Haechan: "Yo Wyatt why would you say that shit about me you know how much I want to kick you in the dick and you're making it worse!"

Jaemin: "Listen if you apologise, I won't kick you in the balls." *Ends up kicking him in the balls even though he apologized*

Chenle: "NO, I did NOT draw dicks on her face when she was asleep."

Jisung: "Hey, Kaylee, how do you spell murder? It's for research."

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too hot

Lucas: [screaming in the background]

Mark: What happened?

Kai: I don’t know, I think they saw themselves in the mirror.

LUCAS, in the distance: Baekhyun hyung! THERE’S ANOTHER ME ON THE WALL!

Baekhyun: It’s okay, Lucas! Just introduce yourself, I’m sure they’re nice.

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ooh niceee

Taemin: What’s in the suitcase?

Ten: Vodka.

Taemin: You brought a suitcase full of vodka?!

Ten: Of course not. I brought mixers as well, I’m not a savage.

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Taemin: Who knew getting in trouble would be so impossible?

Ten: I gotta give you credit, Baekhyun hyung. You make it look easy.

Baekhyunn: Years of practice.

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shower oppa

taeyong: Do you wanna cry in the bathtub with me someday?

baekhyun: Yeah, sure.

taeyong: I can’t promise to make it sexy, though.

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never okay

tAEYONG: Am I gonna be okay?

BAEKHYUN: No. You’re in a relationship with me. Nothing will ever be okay.

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hate

Mark: Okay,Kai. What do you hate?

Kai: Uhh… meat, flowers, uh… giggling, the word “panties”, cilantro, rainbows, ducks! Man, I hate ducks… Cramps, string cheese, clocks, wet doorknobs, the color yellow, carpeting…