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On Adrien's first day at school:
Adrien: Can you watch my coat while I go to the bathroom?
Nino: Sure, but do you think having a guy you don’t know watch your coat is a good idea?
Adrien: I saw you mouth all the words to that Taylor Swift song and figured you were harmless.
Nino:
Nino: Fair enough.
Nino: You know, Kim gives Max flowers everyday. Why don’t you do that too?
Adrien:
Adrien: Okay.
The next day
Adrien: *gives Max flowers*
Max: ???
Adrien: I’m confused as well.
Ladybug: Ask me anything. Go ahead, I'll give you a (not) straight answer.
Chat Noir: Why are we so fucking awesome?
Ladybug: That's the best fucking question anybody's ever asked.
Ladybug: You know what Hawkmoth? Fuck you. *purifies the akuma*
Adrien during Chat Blanc: So you lied…about everything.
Gabriel: I didn’t lie.
Gabriel: I just avoided certain truths to manipulate you.
Kim: *Posts a super low-quality image to the group chat*
Rose: If I had a dollar for every pixel in this image, I’d have 15 cents
Kim: If I had a dollar for every ounce of rage I felt in my body after I read this text, I would have enough money to buy a cannon to fire at you
Juleka: Actually I did the math, Rose would have $225, not $0.15.
Rose: Fam I’m right here....
Alix: If I had a dollar I would buy a can of soda :)
Kim: while you’re there could you buy me an apply juice please?
Alix: Sorry I only have a dollar
Kim: :(
Juleka: Hey I just realized my brother Luka is right, Rose would have $22,500 because it's a dollar for every pixel, not a cent
Alix: If I had $22,500 I would buy a can of soda and an apply juice
Juleka: You can buy anything you want with $22,500
Max: Yeah, and they want soda and apply juice.
Juleka: Apply juice to what
Max: Directly to the forehead
Rose: Great chat everyone
Honeybee: What's your plan?
Ladybug: Don't die.
Honeybee: Okay, but beyond that?
Chat Noir: Don't die.
Honeybee: That's not a plan. It's a general demand of living.
Adrien: Bitches b like “im baby” but have childhood trauma and neglect like wtf do u know about being baby u were forced to grow up from an early age anyways I’m bitches
