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Watched the new Dungeons and Dragons movie with most of the current party, and there were admittedly some goods and some bads.

Good: everyone had fun calling out references and laughing at obvious Nat. 1s. Relating back to our own campaign.

Bad: The DM was taking notes.

Worse: He laughed. Like, a lot

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Guess who played the DLC-

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Falling for and following the DMs obvious plot hooks and tricks so that their hard work prepping for hours isn't unnoticed or unused:

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I need y'all to understand that Lechonk is named that way because in Spanish it's lechón to refer to a pig and this is a Spanish based region, but the fact that it's resurrected the meme is hilarious anyways.

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Pokemon in Hisui really are a different breed, huh?

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My CG bardlock kitsune is in the middle of convincing the Demon Lord of Indulgence and Lust to turn her into a Fiend for chaos purposes and they appeared to her- in an attempt to tempt her to sin- in the form of her husband, but she saw right through it, which prompted this exchange;

"There's a few flaws in your plan, Sitri. Namely that my husband doesn't act like this, nor does he say 'my dear'."

"Shame. I would have paid good money to see your reaction."

"You can still pay me the money and I'd be glad to fake it for you."

And... Imagine being one of the Demon Lords, loved and revered throughout all the realms, being referenced in the same sentence as gods and aberrations, being considered one of King Solomon's best concubines/ lovers, having millions worship you, and then meeting a shit-eating-grin faced fox lady that tells you you'd have to pay her to fake it with you 'cause she's above your pay-grade.

.... So, obviously, she got the deal.

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... Velvet, we're in the middle of something.