I have all the ideas. But I am overstimulated.
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I have all the ideas. But I am overstimulated.
In roughly a decade when all my elderly cats and doggos have passed, I want 3 pets:
A Big Grey Fluffy Cat (preferably a male named Grimalkin)
A Calico Cat short hair (will accept fluffy as well, but Grim will need someone to pester him)
A Medium-to-Small Sized Dog with Heterochromia (naturally born with, not purposefully bred or purposefully injured - though I am willing to take in deaf or blind dogs as I've had a deaf AND blind dog before - and also currently have a deaf cat - and know how to work with them) OR just blue eyes cause I like how terrifying they look.
I currently have a tux cat (inherited from death), a black cat (inherited from desperation), an orange and white cat (chosen from the shelter), and two tabbies (saved from horrid fates of car engines and bullet wounds); a corgi (got from a friend who passed from cancer), and a miniature blue heeler (inherited from desperation).
While I am generally up for taking on extra work at my job, I have a dedicated route I HAVE to take care of. I am ONE person. I can't do my route, a stat, a one off pick up/dropp off, AND repair my work vehicle's tire in the span of 20-30 minutes when my next stop is an hour away and I'm already going to be 30 minutes late to it because they keep sending me on wild goose chases!!!!
Anyway, I lied and said I gotta pick up my niece and nephew out of town just so they wouldn't tell me to go do something else when I finished my regular route. 🙄
Imma write now.
Bro like 5 kids and 2 adults just got out of this tiny ass vehicle and now they are all sitting around me in the waiting area and one of them WREAKS of weed. Like y'all. Please. I have asthma. Do that outside 😭 I'm begging you.
Yeah I totally get the people freaking out thing it suuuucks! My favorite thing to say when asked to describe my gender is "idk man I just work here"
😂😂😂 An excellent answer - I did try to use the Black Panther line once when someone asked me my gender "We don't do that here." and then I IMMEDIATELY realized I sounded like the people who are "against pronouns" not realizing that they are a normal part of the english language, and quickly added, "I just threw the whole concept of gender away. Others can have whatever gender they want, it's just not for me." 😂😂😂
I was like WELP gotta work on my response lmfao
I'm thinking of using some of the following next time:
I identify as a nuisance
I had one once, but I sold it to the fae. Got a really good sandwich out of it though!
"Gender?"/""Pronouns?" I'm allergic to those.
Oh I lost that/those in a bet
Do you want the government mandated response or the one that will start the Salem Witch Trials again?
"Are you a boy or a girl?" I am a horrible goose.
I don't understand the question <- Used only when I have the energy to troll
Hi!!! I saw the cover art you made and I think its really pretty and really cool!!! I think it looks great :)
🥰🥰🥰🥰 Thank you!!! In the next day or so when I get the final piece put together, I'm going to re-upload it for sale with the new cover! I'm hoping to get some physical copies with my next paycheck on the 31st so I can sell signed copies of them on my ko-fi page 👀
Just tried to go to the restroom at one of my pick ups, and I opened the door to find someone stuffed an entire roll of unraveled toilet paper into the bowl, with the cardboard middle still in it.
If I find out who you are I'm turning your spinal chord into your noose and quartering what's left of you.
>Love interest of MC smiling because he managed to recreate her comfort food in a place it doesn't naturally exist
MC's Bestie, knowing full well the MC has no idea Love Interest has a MAJOR crush: Gareth, if your smile gets any warmer we're going to need some AC.
Gareth, upon being called out: