#intp jokes

[salordious]

istj, intp and hisoka

I’m literally famous on twitter because of this conversation 

istj, talking about Genei Ryodan: i swear there are two reasons why they keep Hisoka: to play cards and they can’t chase him away 

me, an intp: lol they gamble for hisoka’s leave and lost 

[barbed-dark-rose]

INTP and normal human jokes:

ESFP: I’m bored…tell me a joke.

INTP: alright,I have a funny one. Two men walked into a restaurant,a chemist and his friend. The chemist,wishing to impress his friend with his intellect,ordered for H2O. His unlearned friend decided to follow the chemist and ordered for H2O too. The friend ended up DEAD !!

*INTP roars with laughter and ESFP is just… confused*

ESFP: …i don’t understand.

INTP: *excitedly* he said H2O too, which sounds like H2O2,which is hydrogen peroxide,which is poisonous clear liquid wh-

ESFP: why was he served with a poison?..never mind,I’ll tell you a real joke..okay,why is six afraid of seven?

INTP: *feigns confusion*......It isn’t. Numbers are not sentient,and therefore incapable of feeling fear.

ESFP: ……

INTP: *sigh* relax,I’m just kidding. It’s a joke..you never get my jokes.

ESFP: you know with that face,I’m never sure if you are serious or not.

[validnaps]

Nevermind

Every INTP ever

[mercury-filled-intp]

I swear I just ate my body weight in goldfish.

INTP

[nutshell-draws]

As I could see, there are two general blog-holding problems: when they "like" your posts but don't follow you — and when they follow you but don't "like" your posts.

[intpandj]

Crossword Puzzle Clue: "things short people have"

INTP: no reason to live?

Regis: Final answer?

INTP: Final answer

[intpandj]

INTP & INTJ: How to Tell Them Apart

One acronym ends with a P, the other with a J.

[intpandj]

INTP’s and their puns 3