Breaking News - Angry SWTOR Man Jumps Down Quesh Elevator
“It was really a traumatic experience,” says the elevator who was forced to continue moving slowly as an impatient Sith waited at the top. “I knew he was going to jump, thinking he’d somehow be able to survive if he only jumped halfway and his companion would be able to heal him.”
The young Sith, fresh from Korriban, was on Quesh for unknown reasons. He had just dealt with the irritating man in the orbital station and was already angry enough before he realized he would have to wait for the stupid elevator to reach the top.
His companion claims he “Didn’t have any ill intentions jumping, he just loved to jump down elevators instead of waiting ten seconds for them to reach the top.”
Following this incident, no action has been taken to prevent future jumps down the Quesh elevator, and for all we know the damn thing is getting even taller!














