#istj with loop

[infj-and-friends]

*A pretty girl walks by*

My friend, an ISTJ with loop: "She's hot, isn't she?"

Me, INFJ: "Yeah. I love her hair, and look at that booty, she's perfect! I like the outfit too."

My friend, looking at me, smiling: "You're totally bi."

Me: "Wtf dude I'm not-"

My friend: "Yes you are."

My other friend, an ESTP guy: "I'm bi too."

Me: "AH! I'VE ALWAYS KNEW THAT!"

ESTP, looking at ISTJ: "And you're my kind of man."

ISTJ: "Ok." *DiSaPpEaR*

[infj-and-friends]

Me, an INFJ: "You're rude..."

My friend, an ISTJ with loop: "Yeah, I know."

Me: "... and cute."

My friend: "Cute? Wtf-"

Me: "Sensitive too."

My friend: "No, I'm not-"

Me: "Yes, you are."

My friend: "... maybe with the 0,000001% of the world."

Me: "Oh, I'm lucky."

My friend, smiling: "Fuck you."

[infj-and-friends]

Me, an INFJ: *talks about a fight with a bully who slapped her*

My friend, an ISTJ with loop: "He wants a fork in a kidney."

Me: "What?"

My friend: "What?"