#it gets crazy

[every-sebastian-ass]

sebastian ass #39

booty ranking: 3/10

[rivetingrotter]

"Take out the trash, will you?" David Magee slurred his command, stumbling his way back to the couch from the fridge. He'd just "Kobe"d his 11th Natty Daddy of the night and the bin was flowing over onto the stained carpeting of their Huntington Park apartment. Ryan huffed.

"Why can't he do it?!" His arm outstretched to the younger boy on the couch. Matt had just turned 13 roughly a week ago and was riding the "birthday boy" privilege for a while now. It wasn't lost on Ryan that his dad was showing Matt extra favor because of his mom, Mr.Magee's new wife. Jess was sitting next to Matt and pulled him close.

"We're so cozy!" She had this peculiar drawl to her voice. Seduction, Ryan recognized. He'd heard that tone from the many women that have sat there before. Ryan smirked knowing this information in spite of Jess. She wasn't aware of his father's promiscuity yet. His smirk fell quickly after his father grumbled and gave him a stern look. David made sure not to be too rough on Ryan in front of Jess. Ryan was told to hide the bruises on his body. If anyone asks, he just got into a fight at school. That's all. Ryan knew better than to talk back to his dad, so without another word (or breath for that matter), he took the trash out.

Just before heading back in, he slumped on the curb. It was stifling in there. Fake haughty laughter and an annoying new younger brother who always got what he wanted. He rolled his eyes. You'd think maybe there'd be a mutual solidarity between them, but Matt was satisfied being doted on even at the expense of Ryan. It made him want to punch the kid. He couldn't, of course, but man, he wanted to. Ryan whipped out a stale Marlboro he'd found in his dad's car and lit up. He doesn't cough anymore when he smokes now and that gave him some weird sense of manly pride.

"You shouldn't be smoking." Ryan jumped. He hadn't heard Matt come down the stairs. The boy was barefoot and covered in lipstick kisses. He seemed to be wearing some himself.

"The fuck are you wearing?! You look like a damn sissy." Ryan hadn't realized that Matt was already quite teary-eyed when he sat down next to him on the curb. There was a small twinge of guilt in his chest after realizing Matt was probably often ridiculed as such, but there was something else bubbling up in his stomach. Some sort of twisted amusement at Matt's humiliation. And he didn't look hideous with it on...

Sneak Peak 1 (I pressed this button and don't know how to get rid of it)

wow amazing

literal scum on the bottom of my shoe

Voting ended onJul 10

[screamingatmyfandom]

I don't know which person manifested main character energy in my area but I'm literally living through a Hallmark movie plot as a background character.

For context, I live in Washington state, specifically behind one the main headwaters for many lakes, rivers, creeks, and watersheds in the area. It is also a major marshland that prevents major flooding when it rains, which is always, bc it's Washington.

This place is just forest and marsh, and our small neighborhood that's accessible by travelling down a one lane road through a swamp. (We have one singular lamp that lights that road like Narnia, especially in the fog XD).

Recently a big company came out and went door to door going "Hey, just letting you know that we're gonna be building a facility 10 ft from your houses. We chose this cute little neighborhood because there would have been pushback from bigger ones! So guess we'll be neighbors soon!"

To which we collectively went "No? N-no, you're not allowed to build back there. We almost weren't allowed to build back here when the neighborhood was first established. There are native plants and animals that live here, along with about 60% of pierce county's usable water. Also that "cute little neighborhood" remark sounded really condescending?"

So now here we are, about 2 months later, protesting with actual signs and a website because they still tried to build there, then stopped and nearly got in trouble for doing illegal things.

So. To whichever person is living out their main character Hallmark fantasy in Washington state, could you please hurry up and kiss the love interest and realize that you hate your corporate job so the black bears in my neighborhood can go back to the forest and stop curbstomping my trash can? Thank you.

[caityrose]

Love love love drawing them,, I'm definitely going to try and draw at least Laios' entire party! ★

[doodle-do-wop]

BITE ME UPDATE

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

MANY THANKS TO @myfairkatiecat CAUSE SHE HELPED WRITE A BIT IN THIS CHAPTER!

[evulgaris]

coming up with lore for existing characters no one has ever given a shit about, life is good

[evil-swan-witch]

Scorpius: It sounds like bones breaking 

Daisy: Bones? Where we’re going we don’t need bones

Albus: What the fuck?

[italoniponic]

going through the first event posts made me also realize that idk how I can reply most of the reblogs, some comments are just awesome on their own and idk how can I contribute to that... maybe I'll just stick with the comments... or reblog those who I feel like I can add something...

I'm still deciding

like, real question: is bothersome to screenshot the reblog tags just to talk to that person?

I'm neutral about it but there's some things on here that I'm really not used to or don't understand so, yeah there's that

my tags are pure rambling at this point