#jack hc

[lowerqualityrp]

@strongfuck talking about Rhys: And it's so cool he has a port he can stick stuff in!

me, a dick that can't leave things pure: So does Jack.

[gore-hovnd]

I like to think that because Brock is more vocal and outspoken, people just assume that he's the more volatile one when it comes between him and Jack. People think Jack is the "responsible one with a clear head" and they try to defending him when Brock says anything different bc they know Brock's an asshole but no one who hasn't worked with him really knows that Jack's a much bigger, more aggressive and insufferable asshole. Makes me think of Steve's first interaction like:

Steve: Come on, Rollins can't be that bad. He's always so quiet and respectful

Brock: I've watched that man violate the Geneva Conventions in three different countries, but okay, sure thing, pal

[novelelitist]

Can I get some domestic headcanons with Jack the Ripper and a Master who absolutely wants to be an adoptive parent to this adorable murderchild?

Jack the Ripper and Adoptive Parent Master

Master is still in college when Jack falls into their lap. They weren’t planning on having children of their own. The economy is terrible and Master can barely take care of themselves.

They learn to prepare meals other than cereal and ramen. Feeding their adoptive murder child the hearts of human beings that were probably alive earlier that day is weird, and it never gets less weird.

Master doesn’t invite their friends to meet Jack for fear of having to explain how they came into possession of the soul of aborted children. In conversations they allude to having a new family member, which outsiders might assume is a dog. Joke’s on them, it’s a serial killer.

They can’t hide Jack forever and they don’t want to be the type of person that caused Jack pain in the first place. The child’s Presence Concealment doesn’t make it easier, because the guilt of feeling like they have to hide the child is overwhelming. And the air is thicker when Jack is hidden, which could raise questions about why Master is sweating all the time. 

Jack promises to be on their best behavior when meeting Master’s family. They go shopping for real clothes together and Master gives the assassin etiquette lessons. Jack is appreciative, but doesn’t know how to show it without the urge to stab Master and crawl back into their stomach. Jack offers to do this, but Master politely declines.

Master introduces Jack as being part of a foster-to-adopt program for children with troubled backgrounds. Their parents wonder how they got the approval to join the program when they’re broke and suck at everything. 

Master takes all the skills they learned in Public Speaking and go on a passionate rant about the importance of providing under-privileged children with the same opportunities that the more fortunate have.

Jack loves this, and couldn’t feel more fortunate to have a master that loves them so much. They take on the world together hand-in-hand. 

[tessarose31]

Yes we all know something is terribly wrong with Crutchie’s leg (I’ve heard that it’s polio), but....

What if Jack is the one that broke it?

[witchyseasees]

Jack Headcanons

@kittenstorm Happy late ass birthday present lol

SFW

Loves your cooking and there was one moment where you had had a particularly bad week, whole thing stacked up in your head and come to a tipping point at the end of the day but even still you powered through and had dinner ready for Jack.

You’d cried throughout cooking it and it was obvious you had been, eyes red and puffy, you had also burnt the shit out of it. You picked a little at your own plate and knew it was vile but you can bet your ass that Jack devoured the entire plate and declared it was the best thing he had eaten.

Makes loud ass dad noises ie clearing his throat, coughing, sniffing obnoxiously all that jazz.

Imagine just lounging on the sofa in the living room, it’s raining outside and dark and he’s sat with you curled up next to him, head on his chest as he watches rugby, hearing the rumblings when he gets quietly annoyed if his team starts losing.

Doesn’t like technology much so he only has the landline for a phone, gets weirdly grumpy if you use your iPhone in front of him like it’s a competition, him vs the phone.

Can slow dance quite well and on anniversaries will put on some slow romantic music (probably a song that reminds him of you) and dance with you but if you can’t dance? Never fear! Stand on his feet and he’ll dance for the both of you.

He got upset once when Joe made a very rare visit and that night was actually the little spoon, he cheered up considerably when you told him that when the little spoon is the big one it’s called jet packing. Tickled him that one and got him chuckling.

If he stretches you can hear him no matter where you are in that damn house.

NSFW

Very alpha sex when he has a few beers down him and has tried choking, wasn’t too sure about it so he settled for just having his hand around your throat just to show you who’s in control.

Sober jack doesn’t mind you on top but drunk jack does, get yo ass under him where it belongs, either that or it should be head down, ass up!

When he eats you out? Holy shit, all the sensations of that beard on your inner thighs. He doesn’t do this often as he prefers to receive but when gets down there you’re in for a treat with that tongue, not very delicate or tactile though, he’ll get right in there like he’s french kissing.

Once when incredibly drunk at the height of arousal of some rough sex he did indeed ‘Woo-ey!” And was very embarrassed when he sobered up.

He’s a big guy standing at 6’5 so he has a dick to match.

Loves it when you get your mouth around him, he’s a little big for you to swallow him fully but if you manage it then he’ll start praising you for being a good girl.

Whimpering and trembling really sets him off during sex, like you’re helpless and submissive. Of course he loves it as he’s the man of the house.

If you try something new on bed that he likes then he’ll really pamper you after it’s over, now is the time to ask for things you want lol

His favourite body part of you is thighs, especially the soft inner parts. When you lay together he likes to run a hand between your legs just so his calloused fingers can stroke your skin.

He also like your thighs when they’re shaking after cumming.

Sober: prefers to cum inside you.

Drunk or infected: face, thighs, pussy, stomach... the man gets messy and fucking loves showing it on you.

One of his kinks is about domination and power; he adores the sensation of being powerful over you, making you obey every one of his orders and desires.

[mylittleensemble]

||Mean Applejack’s nickname will be simply “Jack” just like Mean Rarity is “Avarice.”

Jack because “Jacks” can be the trickster types in fiction. It suits her. She’s a conartist and a weasel. 

[jack-manpain-zimmermann]

Considering how Bitty is born captain material because he takes the welfare and morale of the other players so much as his own responsibility, it’s clear why Jack was never going to be surprised he got the C. By the time Bitty was a sophomore, Jack had seen how much Bitty stepped into that role when Jack himself was flagging as captain.

But while chatting with @gutsybitsies I wonder at what point in canon Jack started noticing that Bitty would give special attention to a team mate who was injured or who had been the target of a goon on the opposing team. Or rather at what point Jack’s Bitty-centric subconscious picked up on that.

When was the first time Jack got one of the usual nicks or bruises that come from even a less pugilistic game and Bitty instinctively used his hands to check it over and his little french fry eyebrows lifted up in worry. 

Or did Jack see it happening to Holster or Ransom more often because defense gets slammed pretty hard every game no matter what, and both of those guys would love being huge attention-seekers and having Bitty boost them up for doing such a great job.

I can absolutely see Jack realizing that walking off his injuries as he usually would kind of got him nothing in return. So he’d make sure Bitty would notice if he had a bruise that was technically easy to cover but made very visible. Rather than mopping up a cut or graze himself, he’d pretend to not know it was there (even though it stung like hell) and act unfazed when Bitty would look over and say “you’re bleeding!”. Or he’d do a tiny wince if he didn’t have any injuries to speak of because Bitty’s got eyes and ears like a bat when it comes to another person suffering and he’d get all into Jack’s space to ask him what was the matter. Jack totally going along with the pretense that he’s too embarrassed to let the other guys see him like this. (Even though a year or two ago he would’ve been totally fine hollering and swearing in front of the entire team if he so much as stubbed his toe in the shower.) No no, stoic Jack is only showing such weakness to Bitty because he feels safe around Bits, y’know? it’s nice having someone care about him? (violins swelling) I mean, he’s so used to the pain by now that he doesn’t even notice it. Heh. Maybe Bittle, you’re taking better care of me than I do of myself. You...make me a better man, in a lot of ways, Bits. You are the better man.

Anyway. I can’t decide if Jack would’ve be so hell bent on seeming like a hero to Bitty that he would possibly have baited the goons on another team into coming after him. Then I remember the football team story and yeah he might have actually done that once or twice.

[lowerqualityrp]

Y’all. I just realized Jack’s clothes are worn to the point there are patches sewn into them.

The man who’ll buy himself a diamond horse doesn’t throw out clothes even if they’re ripped. Idk what to do with this realization. Please give me 7-10 business days to properly process this. Thank you.