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Me after the slightest inconvenience in life:
So I saw you wanted request for the rise of red and I'm here to deliver lol. So Captin Hook right? Can I get something like we are also friends with Bridget (or we are like Bridget) and they like run into each other and stuff I'm bad at doing requests and stuff sorry lol
Happy Little Accidents | Captain Hook
Pairing: Captain Hook x fem!reader
Summary: Hook and you always run into each other and he hates it.
Warning/s: fluff, short fic, Morgie's teasing, possible grammar and spelling mistakes
Author's note: You did amazing with the request, don't worry, hun. I did my best, hope this is what you wanted, enjoy!!
You had a reputation for being, what the VK's would call, a goody two shoes. A person that always follows the rules, never rebels against anyone or anything, is always good, always kind. Even if someone was so incredibly rude to you, you would still have a smile planted onto your face and a thought filled with kindness in your head.
All in all, your personality perfectly matched the one that Bridget from Wonderland had. That is one of the many reasons the two of you were practically inseparable.
No matter what, you always saw good in everyone and everything. Some people loved you for it. Some people found themselves despising you for that personality trait that you possessed.
You usually kept to yourself when you were not hanging out with Bridget or Ella, just trying to stay out of anyone's way.
Bridget always gave her best to make as many friends as possible, simply always going out of her way to make sure she made friends. You were not like that really.
You had Bridget and Ella. You had two friends. That was enough for you. It's not like you didn't want to give people a chance to be your friends. No way! You simply preferred it like that.
And even though you always stayed out of other people's ways, somehow one VK kept running into you.
The one with the smirk that seemed like it never left his face.
The one with the hook on his right hand.
The one who was a part of Uliana's crew.
Captain James Hook.
No matter how hard you tried to avoid each other, you just simply kept running into each other no matter what.
Whether you were just rushing to get to class in time or you were taking a walk or just reading or doing schoolwork on the courtyard, Hook was always there. However, it's not like he wanted to run into you all the time.
He infact hated it.
Constantly running into you. You with your bubbly personality and your kindness and your generosity and your willingness to help others even when they are mean to you and your perfect face and your gorgeous smile and your amazing hair and... and the panic he felt every time the two of you ran into each other.
The panic that appeared every time he realized over and over again just how amazing you truly are. Not that he would admit that to anyone.
Until Morgie noticed.
That's exactly how he ended up leaning against the tree in the courtyard of the Merlin's Academy as Morgie was siting down on the ground not too far away from him, listening as Hook was spilling nonsense at him.
"I just can't do it anymore," Hook groaned as Morgie rolled his eyes once again after God knows how many times. "I constantly run into her, it's crazy."
"Mhm..."
"She's just so annoying."
"Sure."
"I mean," Hook scoffed, basically ignoring Morgie who now had his head resting on his arms, sitting with his legs crossed in the grass. "Who can possibly be so happy all the time?"
"She can."
"It's so infuriating!" Hook groaned, throwing his head back, waving his hook around to emphasize his point. "That stupid, goody goody."
"Just admit that you like her already." Morgie rolled his eyes and Hook got silent all of a sudden.
"I don't-I-," he found himself stuttering and Morgie started to smirk as he saw his friend slowly starting to blush. "I don't like anyone! Especially not someone like her!"
"Mhm," Morgie hummed, unconvinced. "Sure you don't. You just notice every single thing about her and you've been 'complaining' about her kindness and generosity and perfection for almost half and hour. Just admit it to yourself."
"I don't like-"
"Please," Morgie said, once again, no surprise there, rolling his eyes as he looked at Hook. "I'm pretty sure Uliana noticed it, too."
"I-"
"Maleficent did for sure," he chuckled. "She's been looking at you a bit weirdly since few days ago when you started blushing when your little crush touched you accidentally while trying to escape Uliana and save Bridget like usual."
"I DID NOT BLUSH-!" Hook looked mortified and Morgie found himself laughing.
"Oh, please," he said, "Don't be so surprised, of course I noticed it."
Hook looked out into the distance and could have sworn that he saw that familiar hair color at the other side of the school. Morgie looked at him and sighed as he stood up, placing his hand on Hook's shoulder.
"Look, ask her out before someone else does because I've heard that Snow White's son has a thing for her, too." Morgie said and Hook's gaze snapped to Morgie's.
"I just thought that you should know." Morgie said in sing-song voice before he walked away with his arms behind his back, smirking, so pleased with himself.
As his gaze left Morgie's he realized, oh, he's not gonna have that.
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Captain hook x gn!fairy reader headcannons pls 🙏🙏🙏
This man has been tormenting me since I was 12 and I need more of him.
OLD MAN TIMES UPON YE!
Glittery kisses // James Hook
Captain James Hook x gn!fairy!reader.
A/N:It's been a while since I wrote for captain babygirl so I'm sorry if it's ooc.
Fluff.
Not very fond of you at first, all fairies in Neverland are with Peter so he doesn't fancy the new shiny dot that flies above his ship at times on the night.
Color him surprised after finding out you're human sized.
He can talk to fairies, but not many want to talk to him, he doesn't blame them though he isn't the nicest to be around and his treatment of the Neverland fauna hasn't been good form.
But truth be told you've been eyeing the Captain for a while, you found his odd encounters with Peter funny and in your mischief you wanted to get closer.
You flew above his ship, waiting to catch a glimpse of him, some nights when he did sleep you peeked through the window to find him asleep on his desk, you've never knew that the horrid pirate captain Peter told stories about to look so...human.
You landed on the deck of the ship, his men drawing their swords or pointing their guns. He stepped closer to you.
"Reveal your intentions. Are you with Pan?"
All of his men can see your mouth moving but the sound that came out was the song jingle of bells, but he could understand every world.
He finds pride in being the only one that can understand you, a sense of mild possessiveness at knowing your charms and wits are only for him.
He did find a problem quickly, the fairy dust that flutter out of your gorgeous wings, he has to sweep the floors of his cabin and deck every time after your visits, those that became more and more frequent.
Speaking of your wings, he adores them, he's seen fairies and their wings, but yours are bigger, better to appreciate the details of.
You found he has a talent for drawing and his latest muse has been you.
"Is that meant to be me, James?" You asked as you flew above his head, he closes his notebook quickly, looking at you with wide eyes and pink cheeks.
"Cheeky thing, peeking over my shoulder, what happened to my privacy!? How uncivil of you!" He says quickly, trying not to appear flustered and panicked. You chuckled loudly, the sound like a wind chimes in a soft breeze, his expression softens and he only stares at you.
After you two started being officially together he dots on you a lot.
He cherries every trinket you find for him, a rock, leaves, feathers, random jewelry you find deep in the beach.
He's always on for a walk through the beach, or those secret spots on the heart of the island that somehow missed his sharp cartography skills.
The kisses. He loves your kisses.
Your lips felt so soft, like being graced with a feather.
The soft glitter that glosses your lips and ends up staining his face or lips. He loves it, his men at first would giggle among themselves until he gave them a stern look and a warning swing of his hook at the mast, threatening the next time it won't be buried onto wood.
Fairy dance moment with him. Not sure if he's flying because you're strong enough to lift his weight or if his thoughts have turned happy enough for the fairy dust to lift him into the air.
A/N: MY SHAYLAAAA UGGHH MY SHAYLAAAA, PLEASE keep requesting things for Captain Hook oh how I miss my wifeeeeee, I keep opening the James Hook tag and it's the Twink from D4 (no hate, I just want the old man). (Divider 1) (Divider 2)
🎃Kinktober day 6- punishment🎃
Fab 5 x fem!reader 18+ SPECIAL
!!UNEDITED/NOT PROOFREAD!!
warnings: smut, orgy, creampies, double/triple penetration, slapping, etc.
a/n: hi, almost two years later and I finally came to the final draft of my Kinktober day 6 special. It is a bit underwhelming so I apologize for the people who have been waiting for this one for the last year and a half because I didn’t know how to end it lol. Anyways enjoy! :) (I may rewrite this as well.)
wc: 1.8k
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She fled through the dark halls of the academy as an ear piercing screech of a metal hook was dragged along the lockers which caused her to cringe at the sound accompanied by the sound of his black boots clacking against the floor.
“Oh Y/n… you know you can’t run from us…” the deep British accent taunt echoed throughout the empty halls causing a shiver up her spine as she kept running, not daring to look back.
Now, Y/n was never one to run from danger, nor her partners. She was strong, not a cowardice pussy. But she was also not an idiot. Her arrogance and confidence had their limits, and when she was in trouble with her partners, she knew better.
Her poly relationship with the VKs had its perks: protection, companionship and power. Though being in a relationship with ruthless villains could also looked at as incredibly dangerous and risky. Especially with extremely protective and possessive people.
She was theirs.
And being theirs meant doing something without asking was a huge mistake.
Especially talking to a guy who had a known crush on her for ages.
The day started off good, she went to all of her morning classes, did all her work, had lunch with Ella and Bridget who were one of the few people she was actually allowed to talk to (surprisingly). It was a normal day.
That was until Flynn Rider came along.
She was at her locker gathering her things for History class when he stalked up towards her with that sickly charming smile.
“Well well, if it isn’t Y/n out in the wild without her pack of wolves.”
Y/n rolled her eyes and closed her locker and was about to walk away as always when she felt Flynn gently grab her wrist.
“Hang on, hang on, before you go, I wanted to ask you something.” He smiled
She knew she shouldn’t. But the smooth voice of the charming brown haired thief made it impossible to turn him down.
“What is it?”
“Some buddies and I are having a party this weekend and I…” he strutted towards her, his hand making its way to her face, caressing her cheek, a touch like silk against the smooth skin of her face, “wanted to know if you’d accompany me to the party..?”
Before she could say no, a rough tug on her was felt as she was yanked out of his touch. Maleficent hissed at him as a way of saying ‘mine’ making him scurry away like a dog with its tail between its legs.
Y/n closed her eyes and sighed, “Mali he was just-“
“Save it.”
The tone of Maleficent’s voice was enough to keep Y/n from talking anymore.
Maleficent snarled with a smile, “you know you’re not supposed to talk to him, baby…” the cold skin of her fingers against Y/n’s cheek sent shivers throughout her body. It was a contrast to Flynn’s warm touch.
Y/n whimpered softly, “I-I know… I’m sorry, I was just curious about what he was going to say…” she replied softly
Mali tsked, “you know I’m going to have to tell the others, right..?” Her voice an eerily soft tone, a condescendingly sweet taunt… like a parent speaking to their young child.
“…shit.”
Before Mali could grab her, she ran down the hall and to the library. Spending every last minute until it closed in there hiding.
Y/n didn’t care if it was cowardice. Like it was said, she wasn’t an idiot. She ran when she knew she should.
After the librarian had to force her out, Y/n peeked her head out and glanced down the hallway, once she thought she was clear she stepped out and the second she did, she heard the familiar sound of the black boots of her pirate lover down the hallway.
That’s when she ran and has been ever since.
As she rounded the corner of the hallway, her face collided with the muscular chest of Hades making her collapse to the ground.
Before she had time to react, Hades pulled her up and over his shoulder and carried her all the way to the lair with her struggling against him. Before she knew it she was tied up by phantom chains thanks to Maleficent and her spell book and gagged.
Hook was the first one to walk up to her, his hook trailing up her torso, stopping at the top button of her shirt. “Someone’s been naughty haven’t they..?” He purred, undoing the button effortlessly with a simple movement of his hook.
Y/n shook her head, desperate to try and explain herself, but the gag was preventing her from forming proper words. So instead, she struggled against the chains causing Hook to chuckle
“Now now, relax, darling… you know it only hurts more when you struggle.”
Y/n stopped and sighed in defeat, lying back down on the table she was put on and with one swift movement, Hook undid the rest of her shirt, removing it leaving her in her bra and skirt.
The rest of the VKs looking like a predator stalking its prey, all having smirks on their faces while Morgie was practically drooling with cruel excitement.
Hook brought her attention back to him and took off his shirt along with the rest of Y/n’s clothes leaving her bare. The coolness of the table and air of the lair causing goosebumps to rise in their wake.
Y/n watched as Hook undressed along with the rest of the VKs, her pussy getting wetter by the second at the sight
“You know what happens when you do something you’re not supposed to, right darling?”
She whimpered and nodded, she knew exactly what was coming.
-some time later-
The lair was filled by muffled screams and cries of pleasure, the sound of Hook driving his cock into Y/n’s pussy relentlessly. Over and over, the sound of skin slamming against skin followed by a whimpered yelp.
Y/n glanced over at the others who were touching themselves while watching the scene unfold, “don’t look at them, look at me.” Hook redirected her head back towards him, holding her face with his hook, forcing her to make eye contact as he pounded into her.
It wasn’t long before she felt the familiar sensation build up inside of her, she whined and moaned as she felt her orgasm approaching.
Hook suddenly pulled out and shook his head, “not yet. Bad girls don’t get the opportunity to cum so soon.” He whispered against her ear.
She whined in protest and he firmly slapped her jaw, “enough.”
Y/n shrunk into herself and let out a pitiful sigh in resignation. Like a trained dog who was just told it couldn’t chew on its owners shoes.
Hook smiled and rubbed where he slapped her, soothing the stinging feeling she felt, “good girl… now, you can handle two cocks, right..? It’s no problem, you’ve done it before.”
Y/n’s eyes widened but she nodded slowly
“What about three..?”
That sentence made her freeze, three? She’s only had two at a time, but three was a lot. It was close to pushing the boundary. Though it was hard not to feel excited as scary as it was.
Hook noticed the look on her face and caressed her face soothingly, “green or red light, baby?”
Y/n shakily nodded her head, giving them the green light.
Hook smirked, patting her cheek, “good girl.” He then signalled Hades and Morgie over, the two of them sauntering over.
“Let us know if it hurts, darling.”
The three of them got into position, Hades being the tallest laying underneath her to take her ass while Hook and Morgie took her pussy.
They all lubed themselves up, Morgie went first, slowly pushing himself into her causing her to gasp softly, Maleficent and Uliana came over and soothed her as the two others went in, praising her until the three of them were all in.
“Good job, baby… you take them so well…” Uliana cooed
Y/n let out an almost pained sigh as they all sunk into her tight holes, the stretch of their bigger than average cocks being almost too much to bear. But she was a good girl, she could take it.
The guys give her time to adjust, getting used to the unfamiliar feeling of having three cocks buried into her.
“Can we start moving, love..?” Hook asked
She took a breath around the gag and she nodded, and let out a small moan as the three started moving.
After a few thrusts, the pain started to subside and was replaced by a new ecstatic sensation, she was a whimpering and moaning mess, her eyes rolling back with each thrust.
Maleficent ducks her head down and starts sucking on her nipples while making circles on Y/n’s clit with her fingers and Uliana took the gag out of her mouth and sat on her face, forcing her to eat her out.
“You’re doing so well darling, letting us use you like this…” Hades purred as he sunk into her tight asshole repeatedly.
They all picked up the pace which causes Y/n to moan louder against Uliana’s pussy. “So… good…” she whimpers out
Y/n reaches her orgasm pretty quickly and tenses up as she cums all over their cocks, her body shaking then going limp.
Instead of slowing down, the five of them start going faster and harder, the guys chasing their highs while Mali circles her clit faster and Uli starts chasing her high as well, using Y/n’s face.
Y/n couldn’t take it and she starts shaking uncontrollably as she’s being used and stimulated in every way possible. The unholy sounds of everyone moaning and skin against skin echos throughout the lair.
“Fuck you feel so good…”
“Just like that, darling…”
“Good girl…”
The guys start getting sloppy with their thrusts as they approach their highs and Uliana begins to moan louder and as if on cue, they all reach their orgasms within the span of a minute.
Everyone was panting while they came down, Hook and Morgie pulling out of her pussy and Hades slowly pulls out of her asshole leaving her leaking with cum from both holes.
Uliana gets off her face and Maleficent takes the cum from both her holes and sticks her fingers in Y/n’s mouth, forcing her to eat and swallow.
“Such a little cum slut aren’t you baby..?”
Helloo! Can you do a James Hook x reader in which the reader is like Kitty Cheshire (From Ever After High) But a more nicer person who’s bestfriends with Bridget since they’re both from Wonderland and Ella.. Hook and her meets at the Life is Sweeter scene and maybee you can think of the rest! Thank you!!
Smile
Paring: James Hook x Cheshire Cat Daughter F!Reader.
Summary: Growing up you were always told to put a smile on your face. It’s your motto, your mask. It first instinct to smile through anything. Though when a certain pirate says you should smile, every bone in you wants to defy him. However this always makes him more curious.
Warnings: None I can think of but lmk otherwise!
Taglist: Just comment and ask!
A/N: Ahhh, this was such a good idea — more thoughts on writing this at the end!
may i raise: adult!hero!reader and adult!james hook reuniting after the isle border does down at the endnof d3 🙏
pairings: james hook x gn!reader
genre: bittersweet fluff with some light hurt/comfort
warnings: a little bit of (lighthearted) suggestive flirting, a couple swears (shit, shitty, bastard)
note: it feels funny using hook as a teen for the moodboard, but i tried to find a faceclaim for how i picture him as an adult and couldn't find anything that perfectly matched 💔 also, happy easter to those who celebrate :) 🐰🍫
burning passion of twilight
this is part 2, recommended you read part 1 first! (to avoid confusion) pairing: james hook x fem!reader (requested) (note: reader is ariel's daughter and a mermaid) SUMMARY: as an enemy of the infamous pirate captain starts making advances on you, you are caught between the waves of your lover and the beaming rays of light given to you by another. GENRE: yandere, quite a bit of angst, comforting fluff at the end, a touch of spice CW: a bit of cursing, mentions of violence (sword fight, small injuries, threats), mentions of blood (just a few cuts), lots of hurt moments (from arguing), reader gets harassed, jealousy, possessiveness, suggestive material at the end, also uses of the word 'lover' instead of boyfriend or girlfriend because it fit the setting more WC: 5.5k (did I go overboard? ...maybe)
A/N: me? obsessed with this man? yes, yes I am. the things I felt when writing this...ahhh we love ourselves a jealous man. shoutout to everyone who read and supported part 1, I really didn't think people would actually enjoy reading my writing loll. I know this one is kinda long, so please bear with me. also thanks once again to the anon who requested this, this was a super fun idea to do! all feedback and suggestions are highly appreciated, I'd love to know your thoughts!
“…and then, out of nowhere, BAM! The entire thing explodes!” cries a boy not much older than you, with ginger hair and dressed in a simple green button-up shirt.
Your entire table erupts in laughter, with you sparing a small giggle. It is early morning, and you are sitting with your usual group in the dining hall. You’re only close friends with a few of them, and merely friendly acquaintances with the others. After all, you aren’t really the extroverted, talkative type. Not like the boy retelling the story of how he pranked the headmaster last quarter, somehow with the same enthusiasm as the first ten times he told it.
Peter Pan is one of the members of your large group that you aren’t really close with. Although he is considered to be on the “good” side of the hero-villain spectrum, he sure has his mischievous side.
Intersting part 2 - POLY VKs
Pairings: James Hook x Hades x Maleficent x Uliana x Morgie le fay x fem! Reader
Genre: Fluffy, Flirty enemies-to-lovers.
Warnings: Bullying, Established Poly Relationship between the VKs, Reader is Ella's sister.
Note: Many people enjoyed part one and asked for part two, so I hope this lives up to the expectations!