Jan 17, 2021
Not sure if you saw the meme about witches making people into soup that was making the rounds but if you do not mind the prompt: Jaskier being put into the witch's soup and she keeps swatting him for eating the potatoes and other vegetables she's trying to cook him with.
Witch: (smacking Jaskier repeatedly with a broom while he sits in the cauldron) Put that potato down! That’s for the soup!
Jaskier: I’m starving, I’m about to die, and the flavor profile you have going is incredible, leave me alone!
Geralt, bursting onto the scene, sword drawn: Wh-what the fuck??