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WTNV - Ep 120 - All Smiles’ Eve
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2. What was Lauren’s favorite feature about living in the Desert Otherworld?
4. When he was a child what would Kevin’s father make as a holiday treat?
8. What kind of skins did Kunit turn inside out to look like flowers on her smile tree?
9. The sweater Kevin made for Lauren was covered in what creatures?
12. What kind of parts did Frank Donnelly sell?
13. Felicia, the youngest Good child, used a fragment of what to enhance her smile?
14. What was the subject of the PowerPoint presentation that the Smiling God showed the Good family?
16. How many dogs did the Good family have?
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1. Lauren’s favorite holiday dish is a casserole made from what vegetable?
2. Lauren and her siblings used to leave a set of bloody these just outside their front door on All Smiles’ Eve to show Felicia that they already knew how to smile.
3. What did the Good family name their half cat? (2 words)
5. Kevin and Lauren broadcasted from what building atop of a mountain?
6. When the Smiling God appeared to the Good family what body parts of theirs began to melt away?
7. How many mothers were in the Good family?
8. What gift did Lauren give Kevin for All Smiles’ Eve?
10. What kind of bird did Kevin find crushed in a shopping center parking lot?
11. What object would Jason, the eldest Good family child, dress as himself?
15. Kunit Jindal’s smile tree is made of what?
David Vienna, a playwright, screenwriter, father of twin boys through IVF and the blogger behind The Daddy Complex, seems to be a good, honest guy—who dials in truths with the precision of a safecracker.
Comedian and author Jason Good, who has never, ever been wrong (source)
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This is Ridiculous… naming her little brother (in utero) “Meatball” This is Amazing… taking his tiny socks to show-and-tell at school because she’s so excited for his arrival –Editor Sarah Billingsley, mom to Margot (3)
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In the time-honored tradition of advice columns and self-help books, we’ve compiled three short quizzes to get to the heart of the question plaguing the child-rearing masses: Am I a good parent?
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14 Reasons We're Nothing Without Mom
From This is Ridiculous This is Amazing by Jason Good
46 Reasons My Three Year Old Might Be Freaking Out
reposted from Jason Good
Some of these are total guesses. Educated guesses, but guesses nonetheless. Seems like it’s hard being a kid.
His sock is on wrong.
His lip tastes salty.
His shirt has a tag on it.
The car seat is weird.
He’s hungry, but can’t remember the word “hungry.”
Someone touched his knee.
He’s not allowed in the oven.
I picked out the wrong pants.
His brother looked at him.
His brother didn’t look at him.
His hair is heavy.
We don’t understand what he said.
He doesn’t want to get out of the car.
He wants to get out of the car by himself.
The iPad has a password.
His sleeve is touching his thumb.
He doesn’t understand how popsicles are made.
The inside of his nose stinks.
Chicken is gross.
A balloon he got six months ago is missing.
A puzzle piece won’t fit in upside down.
I gave him the wrong blue crayon.
The gummi vitamin is too firm.
Netflix is slow.
He jumped off the sofa and we weren’t watching.
He’s not allowed to touch fire.
Everything is wrong with his coat.
There’s a dog within a 70 mile radius.
A shoe should fit either foot.
I asked him a question.
His brother is talking.
He can’t lift a pumpkin.
He can’t have my keys.
The cat is in his way.
The cat won’t let him touch its eyeball.
The inside of his cheek feels rough.
Things take too long to cook.
He has too much food in his mouth.
He sneezed.
He doesn’t know how to type.
The DustBuster is going to eat him.
His mom is taking a shower.
Someone knocked over his tower.
He got powdered sugar on his pants.
The yogurt won’t stay on his spoon.
EVERYTHING IS TOO HOT.
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