#jason no

[misinterpretedmythology]

Jason: If you're happy and you know it clap your hands! Tim: ...no Jason: If you're happy and you know it clap your hands! Tim: *shakes head* Jason: ...fine Jason: If your life's a fucking mess and you're mentally distressed, if you're really fucking depressed clap your hands--there we go! There it is! Tim, clapping: I hate you

[imliterallyinsanern]

When the fic is about your favorite ship but it’s platonic, and it’s all fun and games until one of them refers to the other as being like their sibling

[cuthwyn]

Jason: I am not the kind of person who deserves a gentle reminder to take their meds. Seriously, I will genuinely trip balls before I realise I am not the exception to the rule and that energy drinks and cigarettes are not in fact the cure.

Dick: *Nervous chuckle* Um, Hood?

Jason: What?

Dick: That, um, that's not what Vicky Vale meant when she asked for you to say something about yourself.

[palindrome-mystery]

Next on the "I know I'm late to the PJO train"

Still making my way through the Trials of Apollo series and went to order the Sun and the Star.

Made the mistake of reading the synopsis.

The very first line:

...losing his friend Jason during the trials of Apollo...

THE HELL?!

[heyimboredtalktome]

Burglar: If you want to live, give me all your money

Percy: Bold of you to assume I have money

Nico: Bold of you to assume I wanna live

Jason: Bold of you to assume that I'm alive

[jakascoo]

Kara: The best revenge, really, is being nice!

Jason, in the distance: Or murder.

[forevermore-quoth-the-kitten]

Literally Anyone: Jason. No!

Jason: Jason Yes!

Cass: *very softly* little brother, no

Jason: *just as softly* Jason yes?

Alfred: Master Jason, no.

Jason: . . .

Everyone else: . . . ?

Jason: J- . . . Jason, no.

Alfred: good.

Everyone who's ever met Jason: ?! The f-?!