Boopkins: I CAN'T WAKE UP!
Bob, covering his ears: SAVE ME!!!!!
Jayin: What's the most polite way to phrase "You fucked up big time and need to fix this now or else" in a professional email?
Lex: "Hello, I hope this email finds you before I do."
Black Doom: You're very confident for someone with no plan, and no idea of what's going on, only knowing that several people here want you dead.
Ben: Confidence comes with experience. People always want me dead.
SMG3: I'm a villain, stop expecting me to be honest with you.
Saiko: You haven't been a villain in years, stop trying to be all evil and mysterious around us. We work together. I watched you spill ketchup all over your overalls.
Lumi: Ma'am, are you sure this is the right way?
Leto: Certainly! I'm as sure as I am honest!
Stockman: In that case, we're definitely lost.
Lil Coding: Somewhere out there a tree is currently growing the wood for your coffin.
Lily: Bold of you to assume my body will ever be found.
SMG4: Kids, what the fuck?
Jerry: How's it feel to be the lamest kids in school?
Lily: Shut up Jerry your mom buys you Megablocks instead of Legos.
Jerry: You fuckin' take that back-
Mandy: Cory? Everything okay? *hugs him*
Lydia: Do I need to kill someone?
Luigi: Please stop suggesting "Stabbing the Problem" as a solution to everything.
Cursor: Oh yeah, I'm sure therapy's gonna be super fucking helpful.
Cursor: Okay, apparently sarcasm is a defense mechanism.
Tulip: Technically, we don't even know if it works. But, let's face it. I invented it. So, it works.
Bob: If you're good at something, never do it for free.
Luigi: But how do I sell anxiety?
Floyd: I've always been a little anxious.
Floyd: Which did not calm me down.
Ranma: Is there a reason that the bathtub is on fire?
Tulip and Daffy: SCIENCE!
Karen: How is it that you always manage to somehow stumble your way ass first into success, despite knowing absolutely jack shit about what you’re doing?!
*during the start of Shattered Timelines*
Dark Meta Knight: What the fuck am I looking at?
Effi: The consequences of our actions! And it's only gonna get worse from here.
Crash: Can you help me with my account?
Crash: No, no, I promise it's a normal problem this time.
Lag: Okay. Fine. What is it?
Crash: I included a null string terminator as part of my password, and now I can't-
Crash: They said to use special characters!
Zack: You are killing my tough guy personality.
"Abby": I can be your best friend!
Abby: Or your love interest.
(During a Mushrooms and Morons session)
SMG4: Roll for Investigation.
4: You get lost in a corner for about five minutes.
Toad: ...I'm just crying in the corner, then, shouting for the party to save me.
Elanore: Why would I ever finish a thought when I could start a new more exciting one?
*they're falling down a shaft and their code powers aren't working, don't question it*
Emulator: How long have we been falling?
Trixie: I don't know. My creator didn't bother to make a watch be able to tell time!
Mario: We have invented Fire Hockey.
Bowser Jr: It's like normal hockey but the puck is on fire and the edge of the field is defined by a ring of fire.
Mario: Also it's played on concrete and the player wheels are greased by kerosene.
Meggy: Guys, I was gone for two hours!
Jr: It has a death match mode. Two players. First to seven goals wins.
Meggy: Red, BJ, I respect you both, but what the actual hell?!
Mario: Are you too cowardly to play fire hockey?
Meggy: ...give me a stick.