#jm ramble

[jackmythicc]

I have so many thoughts about Simon's big fang teeth.

I have an overbite and lemme tell you, having teeth constantly exposed to open air is really unpleasant! Then I also have some EXTREMELY crowded teeth but they're not exposed, I can't even imagine the pain of trying to keep constantly exposed crowded teeth clean and healthy.

His gums would constantly be inflamed, his enamel would wear down very easily, he absolutely could develop a severe sensitivity to temperature and flossing. He'd be really susceptible to bacterial infections. Those poor side teeth would be hell to deal with!

AND if his teeth aren't overly crowded and expose the rest of his mouth to open air, causing chronic dry mouth, it could affect all his other non-mutated teeth too.

(Also they could bleed easily (mine sure fucking do-) and the angst potential of him flossing, seeing blood, and having a panic attack over it. For any ao3 writers. Feel free to steal this idea <3)

[jackmythicc]

Imagine grace gets to erid and rocky goes "oh yeah btw you mentioned dreams?? We have only 3 species on erid that have dreams and there's another species that evolved to hunt them by taking the form of whatever they dream" so grace has a nightmare of a Ghost From His Internet Past™ and wakes up, looks outside, and sees Slenderman in the biodome

idc it doesn't make sense, it made me laugh

[jackmythicc]

People don't draw Rocky spider like enough. That stupid little thing spiders do where they can't decide where to put their claws and they kinda just fidget?? I wanna see him doing that

[jackmythicc]

ADHD so debilitating it makes you feel like even existing is like dragging a beast 6x your size kicking and screaming with you everywhere. An angry toddler in a mind bending creature's body that can shape shift, phase through walls, grow, shrink, has super speed, has super strength, can turn invisible. A creature that you're forced to deal with every single day at all times, even in your sleep.

But at least I'm "qUiRkY!!!!!;!!!!" Right?

[jackmythicc]

Pride YCH $5

Need some help paying for my last vet bills, I owe roughly $700 total so anything helps

Reblogs appreciated but not at all required

Humans and humanoids only for now, I'm not doing ferals atm, sorry for the inconvenience

Cash app only! I don't have any other payment app thing.

Oh also THE EXAMPLE IS RUSHED PHONE ART, YOUR FINAL PIECE WILL BE BETTER QUALITY!!

Also toyhouse

https://toyhou.se/~bulletins/3422545.pride-ych-5

i stg if I get bots on this I'll fucking scream

[jackmythicc]

I'm absolutely terrified of spiders but if you know someone who likes them and you say they all deserve to die just because you're scared of it you're extremely insensitive and should be trying harder. You don't have to try and overcome your fear of spiders, god knows I literally can't no matter how hard I try, but you should be trying to be sensitive to the people who like them. I'm scared of dogs, but I can't imagine ever saying all dogs should drop dead, especially in front of friends who like and probably even own them!!

Fear is valid, unnecessary hatred, especially in front of others who you know really like that thing, is not. If you truly feel that way about spiders, at least keep it to yourself and be respectful of others :(

[jackmythicc]

Transmasc fireheart and demigirl sandstorm. Nonbinary graystripe and gnc cis ravenpaw. I love them all so much I will cry

[jackmythicc]

My head canon is that pinkie pie has NPD and this makes complete sense for her character, but no one is willing to give this idea a chance because "she's nice and pwNPD can't be nice" while also pointing out that she's "self centered, prideful, uncoordinated in socializing, and can't take a hint" which are all traits people demonize in NPD and can't see in a positive or neutral light the second the word Narcissist comes up.

Anyway I love pinkie pie, NPD girlies for the win