#johnny de

[hashemovitch]

Johnny Splash and Bathsheba wouldn't work not because the bathtub and shower dating is too on-the-nose. Not because Bathsheba is mean to everyone. But because Johnny Splash would entirely lose himself to being Bathsheba's little 1950s himbo golden retriever boyfriend who looks at her with the biggest heart eyes ever and completely forget that she's kind of the worst. He would write and perform his silly little songs for her he'd go on that damn talent show and announce "this one's for you, my Bath-shee-bah" with a little wink. He'd be calling her corny nicknames. My sugar bear my apple blossom babe type shit. And Bathsheba's standards would skyrocket until even Rebel and Amir aren't good enough to hang around.

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[hashemovitch]

johnny splash with waterboy powers !! being a flop singer who is also kind of pathetic sopping wet but soso kind at heart... do you see the vision...

[hashemovitch]

thinking about johnny splash and bathsheba again. he would find her swimsuit-as-an-outfit so scandalous oh it'd drive him insane. wondering why the image of her long, lean, sunkissed legs haunts him at night. he's in bed hard as hell refusing his urges harder than a monk on a celibacy vow because it's against the hays code. to jerk off in your own bed alone at night. can't look her in the eye the next day but it's chill, she makes the next move anyway. golden retriever bf who doesn't even know he's allowed to feel this type of desire x hot girl gf who knows what she wants and doesn't care if everyone else around can't stand her when she has one guy on call to worship her

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[gryblack]

Lily-Rose Depp for Chanel Pearl Eyewear

[sakurafavjd]

at Hastings Point in 2015 June 22

[lannehster-blog]

21 Jump Street (2012)

The mission is this: infiltrate the dealers, find the supplier.