#amir de

[hashemovitch]

Johnny Splash and Bathsheba wouldn't work not because the bathtub and shower dating is too on-the-nose. Not because Bathsheba is mean to everyone. But because Johnny Splash would entirely lose himself to being Bathsheba's little 1950s himbo golden retriever boyfriend who looks at her with the biggest heart eyes ever and completely forget that she's kind of the worst. He would write and perform his silly little songs for her he'd go on that damn talent show and announce "this one's for you, my Bath-shee-bah" with a little wink. He'd be calling her corny nicknames. My sugar bear my apple blossom babe type shit. And Bathsheba's standards would skyrocket until even Rebel and Amir aren't good enough to hang around.

[scariffs]

car keys!reader x jerry, harper, amir, dirk, and some others | i'm just looking for a joyride, joyride . . . ♪

. . . all icons are by @concxssive / lyrics from joyride by kesha.

. . . lately, i’ve been thinking about dateable!reader x homeowner!characters (role reversal, essentially) but i don’t know if anyone’s ready for that vision yet, so for now take some dateable!reader x other dateable characters!

. . . car keys!reader!!! your gimmick is that you’re ALWAYS LOST. sometimes it’s purposeful, a mischievous little game of hide and seek. usually it’s not, though. you genuinely have no idea how you manage to end up in the air vents or in between couch cushions or even in the junk drawer.

. . . you have a variety of possible accessories, but you tend to wear black and silver as a base to your outfit. overall aesthetics definitely change from type of car key to type of car key, but i think a more alternative/rebellious style would suit a car keys character.

. . . whether you’re a maximalist or minimalist set of car keys depends on the owner— regardless, jerry’s fascinated by you. car keys make for interesting pieces, is all. a sleek black fob with various buttons and a shiny, silver key jutting out… you’re far classier than a guy like him, a literal junk drawer. he’s surprised you visit so often, but he always appreciates your company.

. . . you’re caught in a bit of a pickle when it comes to harper and dirk. sometimes you’re left in the hamper, sometimes you’re left in the pockets of a dirty pair of pants; they seem less mad that the other might be cheating and more so mad that the other might win you over first. it’s quite unfortunate that harper and dirk have the same type in people.

. . . amir compliments you endlessly. he compliments everyone, but he’s quite enraptured by you because you get to go out the house! it must be exciting and you must be oh so brave to see the outside world (even if you only really see it from the hand of your owner).

. . . honestly, i leave my car keys everywhere so i can see car keys!reader getting to know a lot of the dateables. off the top of my head i think tony, tina, johnny splash, the hanks, bathsheba, and shelly would be really interested in you and your adventures outside. i can see tony as a car guy, and since you’re car keys… as for johnny splash i think he’d love to hear about songs from the car radio!! it’d be really cute!!

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[allknowingaxolotl]

Idk if this has been done before but funhouse mirror Amir??

[furniture-fetishist]

I need perv Amir. Like you take a shower without the dateviators, and everyone else in the bathroom is just ignoring you, not really caring, except Amir, who is shamelessly perving, masterbating as he watches you shower, not caring what you'll think

But only because it's like an established relationship

A Reflection Of Obsession (Amir x Reader)

Wisps of silver steam twisted out of the shower stall, filling the room with its smoky warmth, enveloping those who called the bathroom their home. The water poured down your body, drops falling in trails down every dip and contour.

“Azizam, your silhouette in the steam is as a sculpture from a great renaissance master. How I desire to be the mist that so sensually brushes your skin…”

Amir’s voice is breathy, full of admiration. He had been watching shamelessly from the counter since you had entered the shower, hand palming himself in anticipation, excitement only growing with every touch you administered over yourself. Now, his hand was working his cock as he sat on the bathroom counter to admire his lover, leaning back to purposefully stretch his own muscles and give you a good show too, if you so happened to look his way.

“Joonam, how does the water’s warmth feel as it trails across your body? I am transfixed by every single rivulet that collects on your shoulders only to fall, it is as if the elements themselves are falling for you, declaring your radiance…”

His voice was getting strained as he pumped his throbbing cock. He hated and loved this. He loved seeing you like this, so intimately, so for him. He hated the restraint he showed by staying seated on the counter. He longed to touch you, to join the water that caressed you in ways no one else was permitted, except him at times. Just not now. Not during this time. This ritual of yours was special. This was time meant solely for him to praise you like the royalty he believed you to be.

As you rinsed yourself, your hands brushing over your chest, arms, legs…Amir was so close; his jealously of your own touch spurring him on. It was only when you finally looked at him for the first time, meeting his mirror-like eyes that only reflected you, did he come with a loud cry. “Ah! Please!”

You didn’t look away as you stepped out of the stall, drying yourself off. You didn’t look away as you walked over to Amir, who was panting and out of breath, but who also never looked away from you. Your gazes never parted as he slowly sat up and reached for your hand, brought it to his lips, and kissed your knuckles.

“Thank you, azizam, for granting me such an honor as this once again.”

-Mod Tiffany

[date-everything-hcs]

okay but Royal!Amir falling full in love at first sight with Commoner!Reader and he just begins courting them with all his might and lavishing them in all his love and affection shamelessly

and everyone's just standing around like ????????????????????????? what is the prince doing here???????? all the time now???????????????? WHAT?????????????????

including the reader

[sokievisuvel]

I love date everything brooo i can't, here doodles of this

[shiveredtimber]

Some OC dumps. Honestly I don't have anywhere else to put them so hhhhh yknow 🫠.

I'll probably build on them if anyone wants any info about them.

(Also got some more Amir art for y'all cmon pspspsps-)

As always, reblogs are greatly appreciated, as it gets my work out to more eyes. I'll try and keep OC posts here consistent.

[local-crying-boy]

Cutting my hair randomly at ten to eleven in front of the mirror, wondering is Amir would be shitting himself because of this impulsive decision