If the Pope baptized a baby in Monster Energy, would that baby be considered baptized?
Yes, the Pope cancels out the Monster
Yes, the Pope can baptize babies in anything, the substance doesn't matter
No, the Monster is too sacrilegious to baptize anyone in
No, the Monster is fine but the Pope is too evil to baptize anyone
I don't believe in baptisms
Other
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