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F1 shitposts but this time I make them all Lando ships 🙂↕️
Do you ever think about how on chicken shop date Lando said he wanted someone to take care of him and then Jon and Max spent their time at the wdc after party making sure he was ok and didn't fall?
Because I do.
warbling and gargling and wailing and howling
“Alright Jon, calm down.”
oh, OH, kee, please please please, if lando + 28 with whomever or on his own is anything, i'll be ever in your debt 🩷
from this prompt list - curse of obedience
read on ao3
"It'll only last the day," Jon tells him as he passes the bottle over. "Probably only just a bit past the race."
It's meant to be reassuring, but Lando's not assured. Re- or otherwise. The bottle's unlabeled, as tall as his thumb, full to the brim with a pearlescent-green fluid that looks vaguely radioactive. Might even actually be. Who can tell, with witch stuff?
He's never really bought into the whole magick thing. It's never really come up, considering most of this stuff is explicitly banned in Formula 1. But somehow Andrea or Zak or someone even more upper-level has gotten the clearance for this one. Pocioun of Obedience, the release form'd called it.
Why's it spelled that way, anyway? Witches. Bunch of freaks.
Last line game! I was tagged by @vroombeams to share the last line(s) of what I was working on. Sharing the jondo hugs I drew for them 🥺
I'm going to tag @glasscushion @chamberkat @f1loverboy @alphatinies and @freeuselandonorris in a very low pressure way 💕
coming to you cap in hand for 26 + jondo? <3
god, anything for you 🥰 (she says like this was in any way a chore to write...)
baby's first jondo! ft. edging, inappropriate use of company equipment and a v. special cameo.
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watch me blow four guys in 10 minutes
After a good session, Lando’s got a routine.
He flicks the wifi off, loads up the Firefox browser he keeps hidden in a folder called Lifestyle just for this purpose, and loads up OnlyFans on incognito mode.
It’s spare change to him, mostly. He chucks subs at Twitch streamers to make them feel good, he buys OnlyFans content to make himself feel that way instead.
Lando makes it halfway through the video, shaky POV filmed by the guys getting sucked off, a mop of brown hair and a cheeky smile he thinks you could squint and think was him, if you didn’t know better.
“Fuck’s sake,” Jon complains, slamming the door behind him. “What shite are you watching now?”
“S’blowjobs,” Lando tells him, flashing his screen Jon’s way, rivalling the grin the guy on his screen has as he chokes down on the third dick. This one’s all heavy balls and a piercing on his tip. Proper Daddy stuff. Lando likes that. “Want to see?”
“Nah, I’m alright, mate, cheers,” Jon replies, rolling his eyes as he pulls his kit off the shelf. Lando’s already on his side on the table, just his fireproof leggings and an oversized teamwear polo to preserve his modesty. “What’s hurting?”
Around the Roundabout We Go
Jondo, 1.6k, M
Lando and Jon have an appointment. Lando's not in the mood.
In which Lando and Jon have a scheduled maintenance spanking but Lando's in a difficult headspace.
Jon exhaled and shoved his hands into his hair. Managing Lando had never been without its challenges. Any professional athlete, hell, any person had their own moods and idiosyncrasies. Lando could be mercurial, but he defaulted to happiness, his system craved happiness. Jon was convinced it took him actual effort to get himself into a shit mood, but once he was there, pulling him out was like working with a rescue dog. Make the wrong move too quickly and you’d get more than a love bite. The whole spanking thing was supposed to help balance things out. It was consistent – good days, bad, it wasn’t supposed to matter.