#joost headcanons

[lavenders388]

dating joost klein hcs𖤓

𖤓 early in the relationship, you both try to hide it from his fans/public eye, but it eventually becomes obvious that you two are dating. it brings you two even closer and joost is happy to finally show you off on tour and on his socials<3

𖤓 a lot of his fans support your relationship after seeing you sweet and genuine you two are. at first there is some backlash due to jealousy, but most fans think you're beautiful and kind and want to see more of you and your relationship with him.

𖤓 dealing with mean fans and just the negative parts of fame brought you both even closer. supporting each other and learning together how to navigate fame solidified your relationship and how perfect you both are for each other.

𖤓 you both love travelling together on tours, getting to spend so much time seeing his work life is really lovely, and you adore getting to be with him and support him at his shows. he apprecietes your support so much and loves experiencing new things and places with you! he loves being able to spend time exploring whichever city he is playing in with you.

𖤓 even with such a crazy schedule, he is always attentive and considerate of you. when he is at media things or in the studio he always sends you photos/videos and general updates and chats to say he loves you!

𖤓 if you are from a different country than him, he would love to show you around the netherlands and teach you about his culture and history. he would also love to learn about yours and see your home town and cool things in your country! you guys travel a LOT.

𖤓 you both also love spending time resting at home together. after months of crazy tour life, there's nothing he wants more than to play house with you for a little while and feel grounded again. he loves waking up with you in your own bed and doing all the domestic things you both missed while traveling.

𖤓 physical touch!!! like holding hands in airports and laying in each others arms on tour busses grounds and calms you both. joost is so full of energy i think he would be really touchy in a relationship. also in a protective way around crouds of strangers in new cities.

𖤓 his clothes are jewelry are lowkey expensive as fuck, in a relationship with him you're getting SPOILED! he is also very attentive to your personal style and dream pieces :3 you two also love fancy dinners in your home city or on tour!

𖤓 especially after rough bits of his career, words of affirmation and reassurance become incredibly important in your relationship. you both comfort and calm each other down. he loves reassuring you constantly that he loves you and would never leave you.

a/n: first time writing for joost! let me know any improvements or feedback and what you want to see next<3 🌞

[joostcafe24-7]

Joost x Football fan gn!reader — SFW headcanons (slightly suggestive at the end tho)

Edit: @joostglazer has told me that Joost is in fact a Football fan! (which I didn’t know 🫣) I’m still gonna leave these headcanons here tho, use the power of imagination to pretend he’s not a big fan :P

• Joost is not really a big Football fan (in his own words: he used to dance on the football field. Our boy’s a born dancer). So of course he doesn’t care too much for it… until he starts dating you

• You, on the other hand, love to watch the games and get really hyped while you do, which Joost finds the cutest thing

• Sometimes he’ll be lying on your chest and you’ll yell at the screen, startling him slightly, but he’ll be quick to giggle and join you in your yelling, even if he’s not paying attention to the game. You yell, he yells

• After a while of you two being together, he starts paying attention to it and trying to understand, just because he knows how much Football matters to you

• He starts asking the names of the players with the intention of memorizing them and what’s their role in the team

• You explain it to him and one day he surprises you by having learned everything

• Only for you to tell him a certain player isn’t on the team anymore, another is on the bench and that the coach changed, making him all confused again

• He eventually gives up on trying to understand, settling for just listening to you yap about the whole thing - he finds your enthusiasm cute

• If you also play Football, he’ll be your biggest fan, your little cheerleader

• He goes to your games every time he can - like you go to his concerts - even if it’s just a game with friends

• You’ll look over towards the bleachers and there he is: big, precious smile on his face. Doesn’t matter if you’re losing or winning, he always has that encouraging smile

• Kisses during breaks!!

• “Hey baby, just getting some water, I gotta go back to the game” followed by a long kiss to his lips. You eventually go back to the game. Water forgotten

• Victory dances from your cheerleader

• Picking him up - or trying, at least - while you’re in that euphoric state of having won

• If you lose, however? Doesn’t matter to him. He’ll always find something positive to say, like how well you controlled the ball or how you almost scored, if it wasn’t for the stupid goalkeeper… or how sexy you looked

• Joost definitely loves seeing you in your Football outfit. Those shorts that accentuate your ass… He couldn’t help but admire the way it you moved during the game

• And he loves how sweaty you get, how he can feel it when you hug him after

• Needless to say that a shower is not the first thing you’re taking once you two get home

[joostsblog]

height difference joost x reader, doesn’t have to be sexual

Here are some quick HCs ✨ I hope you enjoy 🫶

Joost is a very tall guy so if you're on the shorter side that would make the height difference even bigger

Joost would love sneaking up behind you, his fingers softly tickling your sides before resting his head on top of yours (maybe his favourite thing to do). He would even do it before you got together, when you were just friends and you were both testing the waters to see how far you could go, how close you could be to each other and how long you could let the gentle touches linger

Joost would have to lean down to kiss you, which made your first kiss even more special because the leap you both had to take to close the physical space between you was scary but so worth it

Even though Joost would have to lean down, he would kiss you all the time, sometimes he would just pick you up and bring you to his lips instead, the excited giggles you would let out would be a very welcome bonus

Often you would act as if you couldn't reach something on the upper shelf just so Joost would stand in front of you, stretching above him and if his shirt rides up doing so you would sneak your hand around his waist and he would giggle

Joost would have all the cutest pet names for you about your height. little princess, kitten, pea, and all the other names in dutch which you could only guess also had something to do with your height

Joost loves sharing clothes with you. All the shirts that are so tiny on him would be oversized on you

Him being so tall would also mean that when he's the big spoon he would be able to engulf you almost completely (which is your favourite thing)

Despite this, Joost loves being the small spoon (probably even more than being the big spoon, he would always complain to you about not being the small spoon often enough). So when you would be the big spoon he would try to make himself as small as possible but you would still feel like a backpack clung to his back

[celefrfr]

unpopular opinion: eurovision ruins artists, they make english songs just because of the international Fandom, like baby lasagna's new song in english is ass, same for måneskin after eurovision, joker out, käärijä fell off too, like fantastista was so good but the new songs are kinda ew,

[lavenders388]

dating joost klein hcs ☾☢

☾ loves to say sweet things and call you nice names in dutch<3 "thank you, liefde" "Schatje patatje"

☾ he loves to introduce you to his friends or people he works with either in the studio or on tour. he likes when you interact with the people he interacts with and he adores seeing his people be kind and have some sort of connection to you. he absolutely loves seeing you befriend his friends.

☾ when he is away he likes to send you vlogs of what he's doing and where he's at! they are usually pretty silly and not super serious but he does it because he loves including you and missed you! he thinks nothing is the same without you being there and where's the fun if he cant show you what he's up to.

☾ he is very clearly tall asf. because of this he loves walking next to you and seeing your height difference (if you're shorter). he also loves hugging you and feeling how tall he is compared to you and how he is able to hold so much of you so closely.

☾ he loves seeing your height difference in mirror photos! he loves to talk pics of your outfits in the mirror or you two hugging/kissing. he loves showing off how cute you are. his fans eat the pictures up.

☾ because hes so tall and touchy, in bed he is like a big blanket. he always wants to be as close to you as humanly possible. he's for sure the type to pull you closer or move himself closer and more intertwined with you in his sleep.

☾ he loves it when you help him pick out outfits! he likes to take you along shopping or if you're not there, he'll send you lots of photos and ask which pieces you prefer. he values your input and wants to look his best for you even when hes on stage.

☾ i could see him wanting to get a tattoo that represents you or your relationship in some way but also fits his style. he would design or pick out something sweet and meaningful.

☾ he loves sharing clothes with you! he's a baby tee king so i think he'd like sharing them with you a lot or FOR SURE his custom coachella tank he would love you borrowing his. he would also love you wearing his merch:3

☾ i think just based on his style/personality he has a deep appreciation for the arts in all forms! he would love to go with you to visit art museums or small artist markets in the cities he travels to and loves buying you things handmade to support artists and give you meaningful gifts.

☾ whatever interests/hobbies you have he adores and supports 1000%! i got into is music while learning how to do metalsmithing and this just speaks to me personally and i think it would be so so true. plus he's so talented himself and overall meaningful! he would be so so supportive of his partner being crafty.

☾ all of his songs and the way he speaks about things in concerts is so from the heart and with honesty and deep intention i know for sure he is this way in a relationship as well. he is just so beautifully open and authentic in everything he does. of course there are always a few things more difficult to talk about in your relationship, but he will always be open-hearted and without facade around you. everything he speaks to you is with so much absolute passion and sincerity.

☾ he loves writing you sweet texts and longer paragraphs when hes on tour, he loves writing on cards just because or for special occassions. i also see him writing you love letters either while he's on tour or just as a sweet gift where he is very detailed about his feelings or happenings. even though he can text or directly tell you these things he likes when they are handwritten. he likes to give you the extra effort and a tangible gift you can hold on to and reread.

☾ he loves deep conversations with you where he can say everything he needs to and just be open with you. he loves knowing how you absorb his words and how his intentions to make you feel loved are successful. he loves knowing how much you understand him and value his words.

[joostsblog]

Hello! It's the same anon who requested the chronic pain blurb, lol. Could I please request some headcanons/blurb of joost x a reader who uses crutches to walk? Thank you :3

hiii, nice to hear from you again, I hope you liked the one shot ❣️ here's some quick hcs while i'm on vacation, hope you enjoy 🫶

Joost would always collect small cute stickers and give them to you so you could decorate your crutches ✨

He would handle you with the utmost care, his touches always so gentle and soft, subtle looks always checking in on you to make sure you're okay when you're out and about. You would establish a safeword for when you feel overwhelmed or exhausted so you both would just leave and go home, no questions asked.

He would always check and research any location you want to go to together beforehand to see if they have a lift. sometimes you will get there and they'll tell you that the lift is broken or something and Joost would always say something to the employees about accessibility or them at least updating on their socials or website if the lift is currently not working.

in general, Joost would be the first guy you're with who wouldn't make you feel like an inconvenience ("It's all those buildings with steep stairs and no lifts that are an inconvenience" he would remind you)

Joost can't drive but he would secretly pick up driving lessons because he would want to make you his passenger princess. in the meantime, he would always have his friends drive the two of you around and pay for all the ubers

[celefrfr]

"what do you do in your free time" bro idk i literally just change the widgets on my phone or some shit

[celefrfr]

being the only minor joost fan here feels like being an illegal immigrant