Sep 21, 2018
Hopper: Next time a blocked number calls me, I'm gonna answer like this: “Jim’s whore house. You got the dough, we got the hoe.”
Jonathan: Lol no “Hawkins sperm bank, you squeeze it we freeze it. how may I help you?”
Will: “Byers’s Morgue, you stab em, we slab em, this is Eight Ball speaking.”
Jane: “Hawkins crematorium you kill ‘em we grill ‘em how can I direct your call?”
Joyce: Pro tip: Don’t do this if you recently applied for a new job.
Will: I feel like that pro tip is told from experience.
