#incorrect jopper quotes

[overheard-in-hawkins]

Karen: How do you get Hopper to listen to you?

Joyce: Easy! The minute I start quietly singing Cell Block Tango under my breath, he knows I'm losing my patience.

Hopper: Hey Joyce, I forgot to do the dishes.

Joyce: 🎶He had it coming, He had it coming, He only had himself to blame 🎶

Hopper: I'll go do them now.

Joyce (to Karen): See?

Karen: Incredible.

[incorrect-stranger-things]

Hopper: My sad life all started the day of my birth

Hopper: My parents failed to show up an-

Joyce: Wait, wait, wait. How can your parents not show up to your birth?

Hopper: I know right? Pretty sucky mood

Joyce: No wait I mean-

[timetravellist]

Joyce: You want to kiss me, don't you?

Hopper: I always want to kiss you.

[jxpper]

Joyce: Could you do me a small favor?

Hopper: I will literally kill for you, but go on.

[abbotsrobby]

“No uterus, no damn opinion.”

— Joyce to Hopper at some point.

[incorrect-stranger-things]

[Car is hanging off a cliff]

Joyce: Oh my god, Hopper! Back it up!

Hopper: Really, Joyce? I thought I might drive it forwards! I thought that might be a fun thing to do!

[overheard-in-hawkins]

El [to Mike]: I love laying my head on your chest when you're sleeping so I can hear you breathe.

Joyce [to Hopper]: I recorded you snoring so you can hear how fucking loud you are.

[incorrect-stranger-things]

Hopper: This date is boring

Joyce: This isn't a date Hopper, I said I was going to the store.

Hopper: Then why did you invite me?

Joyce: I specifically said 'don't come with me' and you said 'fuck you Joyce, I'll do whatever I want!' and walked with me to the store