#jumbotron

[tampire]

What you see in the Jumboton

[graphicabyss]

You know what? I actually like this jumbotron.

[theonion]

Okay, Dave, we need to talk. I didn’t say anything on the way back from the stadium, because I was collecting my thoughts. But now, I think it’s time we clear the air. Look, you know I’ve always loved and supported you. I believe you are, at heart, sweet, romantic, intelligent, capable, and wise. But something happens when the eyes of an entire stadium are on you, and it makes me wonder whether I even know you. Dave, I don’t like the person you become when you’re on the Jumbotron.

The Dave I know is polite, modest, and content. Jumbotron Dave is crass and loud. The Dave I know has a sweet, gentle smile. Jumbotron Dave has a tongue that waggles and undulates lasciviously. Accompanied by your red cheeks, your bulging eyes, and that “metal” gesture you do with your hands—it’s horrifying. What comes over you, Dave?

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[beautyliesbehindthehills]

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[biiguru]

💝HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY!💝 From the Khaoseum!

[my-prompt-dump]

No but. Sam and Dean going to an event (concert or a sports game?) with a fuckin jumbotron. And suddenly it’s those Kiss Cams segment and it lands on them. Sam was about to shake his head and say that’s his brother but Dean just pulls him in unexpectedly and made out with him on live fucking television in front of hundreds of people

the crowd cheers snd whistles and Dean is so proud of himself that he doesnt notice Sam gaping like a fish, beet red from head to toe

[vortexanomaly]