Junhao Vampire au
imagine Junhao being vampires
they both have amassed several castles over the centuries
today they’re chilling in Jun’s
Minghao brings wine that’s a few centuries old
they’re relaxing after a long week of being accused of drinking human blood
again
and seriously? like they don’t even want to drink that junk
especially Minghao
like humans have just gotten too fatty for his tastes
but wine never betrays you
and soon they’re both drunk
which is fine because like... immortal, you know?
one of those dusty thingies lands on Jun’s nose while they’re just lying on the ground
and he attempts to blow it off in the most ridiculous way possible
and crashes into a mirror
cue Minghao laughing
“why do you even have mirrors? it’s not like you can see yourself”
“for the aesthetic, Hao”
and Minghao continues to laugh at him
“sorry, ge... you just look ridiculous”
“oh really?”
Jun raises his eyebrows in a challenge
“well, you look absolutely handsome with your hair styled in this mullet. I hope you keep the look for at least the next two centuries. and you’re adorable. freaking adorable. you’re perfect, you move with the grace of someone who’s been alive for thousands of centuries instead of just hundreds, and I could listen to your voice for eternity, and I could spend lifetimes just staring at you. seriously, you don’t know how good you look.”
and Minghao just
👁️👄👁️
let’s save it with an awkward dab!
which he totally picked up from the young locals
what the heck is he supposed to say to that?
and the blush on his cheeks-
completely the wine’s fault
meanwhile Jun is smirking and giggling because like
he totally just won that
and then Minghao breaks out into a bunch of giggles
and Jun’s heart melts
or it would if he had a beating heart
because he could listen to that sound on repeat for a millenia
and then Minghao goes
“you need to give yourself more credit. you’re the most regal person I’ve ever seen, and we’ve had tea with emperor’s in the past. you’re cute and adorable, and I love how animated and passionate you get”
Minghao assumes finishing it with a sense of finality will let him get over his embarrassment at saying such things to his ge
but Jun wraps him in a hug instead
“I knew you loved me!”
“ya! get off me!”
Jun uses his vampire powers and rushes to another room
and comes back with art supplies in a split second
“draw me! draw me!”
Minghao rolls his eyes
but takes the canvas and brush anyways
he may think he can hide his fond smile but he can’t
sorry, Hao, but that’s just the truth
and anyways, he takes the brush in his hand, but when he looks at his ge happily drawing away on a sketch pad, his hands paint without his mind even thinking
splashes of color make their way to the canvas- blues and reds and yellows and blacks and pinks and purples and browns
and he just paints his ge’s feeling
it’s not like either of them have tried to be professional artists before
and technically, he’s still “drawing Jun”
and when it’s time to reveal their artwork
Minghao’s low key
n e r v o u s
whatifhedoesn’tlikeit
but of course, Jun loves it
“but what is it?”
“it’s your... vibe”
and then it’s Jun’s turn to show his work
and let me just say, and three-year-old could draw a better caricature
but Jun is high key proud
“don’t look at it like that, Hao. I just captured your... vibe” 😏
