#may kanker

[pinkfluffyunicornpigs]

[thatfreak03]

(Sorry for any spelling, grammar, or drawing mistakes.)

The quote is from the song Conversations With Strangers by Caitlin Cook.

[doctoryaoi666]

im losing it

[scoobydoosandnots]

Something that's sticking with me this morning is that despite all the head canons, there really isn't any confirmation that all of the Kanker Sisters' dads are absent. In "Nagged to Ed" we see that they're all half-sisters, sure, but in the same episode the Eds fall over a bucket and iirc it's May who tells them they better not break "Daddy's bucket." That kind of implies he's around to get mad, and so does his bathrobe. Not only that but we see a drawing of a guy who most closely resembles May and is labeled "Daddi" in one episode.

You'd think the robes would mean all three are absent or rotating but they could've just been left there, or maybe two of the dads visit which would account for the Christmas card in "Jingle Jingle Jangle" (if that wasn't a simple gift given by somebody close, which does happen.)

And this also makes me think of the way they tried to trap the Eds with the dolls and when they forced the Eds to "marry" them they said "we trapped us some men." With how May is probably the youngest going by her being the most naive and bullied, I'm spitballing here that their mom tried to get guys to stay using babies until she managed to snag May's dad, who stuck around. This might even be why May is "nicer" than the others if her dad is more nurturing toward her than the other girls and she has a slightly better upbringing.

I know some people might say that they mainly talk about their mom and their mom says judgmental things about men, but it's really not uncommon for people to be bitter about the other sex while still romancing them. Heck, she might even resent May's dad because she thinks he only sticks around because of May. May's dad clearly would be working if he's still around and even then it doesn't take much time to make statements like the ones the Kankers mention, so plenty of time for their mom to be filling their heads.

[howlingday]

Not sure if your still doing the Jaune’s family au. Also not sure if anybody else already chose this but the blonde Kanker sister as one of Jaune’s cousins.

It's been a while since I added anyone to the Jaune's Family AU. Heck, it's been a while since I even thought about the Jaune's Family AU.

May does meet two of the three criteria, but I'd argue that she doesn't quite meet the final criteria like the others.

Actually, I found the list recently that I made... but then I lost it. But if I remember right, I've got one more grandparent to add in before moving down to aunts, uncles, and cousins.

[thatfreak03]

(Sorry for any spelling, grammar, or drawing mistakes. Sorry if it's hard to read the speech bubbles.)

These drawings were inspired by another anonymous ask @gorehoundss got.

Link to ask here.

[noelle-samuelnd]

If you saw this already you have yes! We decided to make a place that's more friendlier to people's eyes, so here we're going to put the 'safe for work' stuff me and Noelle enjoy, Dess is the opposite and runs the other stuff like that with me.

Hope we make nice stuff for you also to enjoy! Hearts to ya!♡

[attestedturbo]

i actually prefer eddmay and kevrolf but kevedd has invaded my mind