Nov 20, 2025
MAMA BUMPY AND BABY SMOOTHIE TOGETHER AT LAST!!!
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MAMA BUMPY AND BABY SMOOTHIE TOGETHER AT LAST!!!
Intro Post
Alt counts:
🔞NSFW Account🔞: @damagedqueerfuck
Anti Harry Potter/ JKR archive: @JKRowlingIsANazi
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Anyone who is my mutual is allowed to "bother" me as much as you want as long as you arent an asshole
This is more for me being able to keep a solid identity and remember who I am as a DID system rather than a typical intro post
So it's basically for me, not for any of you so don't bother me about it
I really struggle with ambiguity and take things at face value a lot. Give me a chance. I'm also sometimes a bit slow
Please communicate with me DIRECTLY if you have an issue with me, I really struggle to tell otherwise because of my major social impairments due to having Autism, ASPD and STPD
Im working on not enforcing moral purity!
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NAMES
System Name: Iris System
Host Name: Ivy-Rose
Pronouns: She/They/It
Nickname: Ivy, Rose, Ives, etc
Main alters: Rhys, Eris & Astor
Do not ask us for other alter names/ info
Do not call me Rosie/Rosey
Don't be sexual directly towards us
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If it doesn't cause harm, mind your fucking business. Thought crimes aren't real. People really have trouble working through the cognitive dissonance tied to this
Being able to accept you are wrong is one of the most important things you can do
Your beliefs are what you think the person you hate the most deserves
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TLDR: Im an 19-year-old queer, disabled and mentally ill ethnically and culturally jewish anti colonial and intersectional OEA DID system. Im also a dino nerd, and i like thinking and absorbing new information. I have a fuckton of trauma. I love media analysis like hating on JKR and deconstructing Harry Potter because she's a nazi and her books/ movies are white supremacist & eugenicist propaganda that millions have read/watched. England, and by extension its settler colonies including the US, Canada, Israel, etc, and other colonial powers are what fucked up this planet. Hint, a lot of it can be traced back to the Roman Empire and its colonization and centralization of power. I also yap about Dinosaurs and Jurassic World: Camp Cretaceous/ Chaos Theory
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DNI
Conservatives, Liberals, TERFs, Zionists, RAMCOA deniers, Paramisics, Antishippers, SWERFs, Transmeds, TransID for marginalized groups (trans, disabled, race, etc, not eye color), Tankies and anyone who only consumes media centered around white men/targeted
Imma watch you/lh: (I rly dont mind)
Marxists-Leninists: My problem with yall is hierarchy, statism, nationalism, and that cops and prisons should exist, but we agree enough that i want to coalition build on most projects as a general rule, just dont be really authoritarian, accept and actually admit when an ML project failed and don't be fucking campists
Democratic socialists: Same with MLs, but yall think electoralism is going to reform capitalism, which isn't going to work in a system where regression is always possible and a part of the system and yall in the Imperial Core take that taxed billionaire money from the Global South where most of that wealth is extracted
Our Beliefs
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If you wanna learn more about me as a person, go you can check further
really rough darius doodle bc ive been consumed by thoughts of him ever since the trailer dropped
𝕿he 𝕹ublar 𝕾ix.
Brooklyn: this is my boyfriend, kenji
Kenji: and this is my boyfriend, Ben
Ben: and this is my boyfriend, darius
Darius: hi!
Imagine one of the campers actually smacking a dinosaur.
A scenario: The gang is going though the tunnels it's really dark and they don't see two steps forward. They're all really scared, suddenly a monolophosaurs (I have no idea if I wrote that right) Then SMACK, just got upper hooked by Yazmina who's fear response is fight
My ships:
Darius x therapy
Darius x Brooklyn
Brooklyn x healthy parentals
Brooklyn x a normal tech detox
Kenji x a healthy father figure
Kenji x Ben
Ben x conquering his fears
Ben x Kenji
Sammy x Yaz
Sammy x her family giving her a hug
Yaz x Sammy
Yaz x a nice day @ the doctor and @ the spa
Camp Cretaceous Oneshot(s?)
Dinosaurs as a metaphor
Kenji woke up gasping.
He couldn’t breathe. He could only try to choke in air as his thoughts pounded in his brain, screaming Ben Ben why couldn’t I save him why wasn’t I fast enough why him why-
He sucked in a lungful of air.
He looked around the treehouse, trying to calm his racing heart.
Darius was snoring, holding his dino book close to his chest. Brooklyn was turned away from him, muttering something in her sleep. Sammy and Yaz had somehow migrated to the same bed, and he was totally going to tease them about this later, and Ben was-
He heard a rumbling snore from underneath the treehouse.
Hap. The stick. Bumpy. Ben.
Kenji sighed, letting some of the tension out of shoulders. Ben was safe. He was here.
But would it hurt to check...?
Kenji moved quietly down the ladder, stepping over anything that could make noise. He reached Bumpy, who snorted in acknowledgement, and leaned up against her side was-
Ben
He let out a breath he didn’t know he was holding. he turned to go back to his bunk when he heard a quiet noise.
“Kenji?”
He turned around to see Ben blinking blearily up at him, rubbing his eyes with one hand while the other was set on Bumpy.
“What are you doing up?”
Kenji froze as he tried to think of something that didn’t sound as weird as saying yeah so remember that time you died, well I had a nightmare about it and just had to see if you were breathing?
“Umm, I was checking on Bumpy?”
Yeah, that sounded believable
“Wh-what? Why?”
“Well I had this nightmare about jumping off the monorail, and then Bumpy was gone, and-”
Ben’s eyes softened in understanding.
“Well, there’s plenty of room.” said Ben, patting the space next to him.
“Are you sure? I wouldn’t want to-”
“Kenji. Really. It’s fine.” Ben sucked in a breath. “The monorail was...scary. I get it. It’s fine to check if your friend is ok”
Kenji smiled and sat next him. Ben grabbed onto his arm.
“What are you doing that for?” Asked Kenji, smiling down at him.
“Just keeping safe.”
Kenji smiled, leaning into it. For the first time since this had all started, he slept peacefully. In between the dinosaur and the boy who survived.
BONUS
“Yaz, you have got to see this.” said Brooklyn as she shook her awake.
“Wha-? What’s going on?” yawned Yaz, crawling out of bed.
“Shhhh! Yaz you have to draw this. Pretty please!” said Sammy, bouncing on her toes.
“Wha-? Ohhh.” said Yaz, grinning at the sight.
“Yeah I am so on it.”
First time writing a fanfic, leave comments, notes, ect as long as it isn’t rude!