#football#world cup#jude bellingham#soccer#england nt#world cup 2026
seen from China
seen from China
seen from China
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from Brazil
seen from Germany
seen from Belgium
seen from Netherlands
seen from China
seen from Germany
seen from United States
seen from China
seen from Croatia
seen from Georgia
seen from Japan
seen from Japan
seen from Senegal
seen from Germany
seen from China
Sometimes I think how stupidly and awkwardly Kamunrah is dressed… Either don’t wear that robe, or throw your gold to hell!
How to annoy an enemy
Warning: contains swear words
13th doctor x reader dhawan!master x reader(I came up with this after seeing the exchange between kamunrah and Larry Daley in night at the museum 2.)
The doctor and the master were arguing about whose fault it was being trapped in the cell. Dan looked at Yaz "they've been bantering non stop for the past 40 minutes." Yaz sighed "the sooner Y/N gets back, the better."
Karuantai walked infront of the cell "Y/N appears to have abandoned you. Typical of humans to do that."Dan stood up "Y/N would never abandon us."
The Doctor and The Master stood up "Y/N will be back." The doctor stated Karuantai laughed "well time is ticking for you all and I don't see that little bitch anywhere."
"In the immortal words of Elton John, the Bitch is back." You stated as you walked into the room. The master managed to hide his smirk as Karuantai turned to face you as the Doctor, Dan and yaz looked at Karuantai. "I told you Y/N would be back" the master stated
Karuantai ignored the master "I do hope that for your friend's sakes you have managed to find the combination." Karuantai stated as he walked to you
"Release my friends. Now!" You ordered
"Oh no no. First, give me the combination and hand over that tablet" Karuantai stated as he reached for the tablet" before reaching for the tablet
You moved the tablet away "I'll give you the tablet and the combination, when you release my friends and give them back to me."
Karuantai growled "I shall release what I want to release the moment I want to release it."
"Great and I'll release what I want to release at the exact moment that I want to release it, okay?"
Karuantai came closer"Tell me the combination and give me that tablet right now or I shall kill all of your friends, starting with the shaggy haired pan carrying idiot." "Hey!" Yaz exclaimed as she stood up "Dan is my mate and nobody is allowed to diss him but me."
Dan looked up at Yaz "thanks Sheffield" Yaz looked back at Dan "Shut up." The master rolled his eyes at the exchange "Don't worry, I got this handled" you stated before looking back at Karuantai . "You don't want to give me my friends thats fine, then you're not gonna get your combination or your tablet."
"All right, I'll tell you what. They didn't call me Karuantai the Trustworthy for nothing, Here you go." He replied as went to hand you the device to unlock the cell but then took it away "They didn't call me Karuantai the Trustworthy! They called me Karuantai the Bloodthirsty, who kills whoever doesn't give Karuantai exactly what he wants in the moment that he wants it, which is right now, when I had also better get the combination and the tablet!"
"You raised an eyebrow "that's what they called you? Seriously?"
"It was shorter in exogolyian" Karuantai sighed
"Great, I'll give you the combination after you let my friends go" as you then reached for the device
"How dare you? If you touch that again, I shall kill you right now. Do not touch this. This is a no touching zone!" He exclaimed as the put his hand infront of the device, indicating an invisible line.
"Good. Well, then..." you trailed as you went to reach the device but Karuantai pulled it back
"Oh, my God! I can't believe you reached across like that again! I can't even believe it! Oh, God, I want to kill you right now.. If you didn't know this combination, you'd be, you'd be so dead right now, it would be unbelievable."
"Great, but I do know the combination."
"Don't.cross.this.line.with your hand!" He shouted while making hand motions
"How am I supposed to-" You trailed as Karuantai began to talk over you.
"How dare you! If you speak again, if you speak again, I'm going to kill you. Do you understand this? Don't say it! Oh, God, I see you getting ready. Oh god. I shall murder you if you talk again. Now give me that tablet and tell me the combination."
"Okay. After you release my friends" You replied as you reached your hand across. Karuantai took a deep breath "unbelievable! You did all three! You spoke and you reached your hand across.
"Clearly you can't fricking count but that's irrelevant. I can talk to you about this all night, okay? My answer will not change." You stated as you rolled your eyes
The master managed to stifle his laughter as he watched you piss off Karuantai.
"How about I don't kill you right now, like I really, really want to, and I give you precisely five seconds to give me that tablet and tell me the combination or els-" they trailed before you hit them with the tablet, Karuantai fell to the ground unconscious. You grabbed the device and deactivated the cell.
The doctor came out of the cell first followed by the master. "Y/N, brilliant plan. Gold star." The master grinned at you "im impressed." You rolled your eyes. "Come on let's get out of here." Dan stated the Doctor lead the way, as the three of you ran. You didn't look back to see if the master was following but out the corner of your eye, you could see him running next to you.
After a few minutes you arrived at both the TARDIS' the master turned to the doctor "make no mistake doctor. I will destroy you." He then came behind you "I don't like sharing love," he whispered in your ear "I might just steal you away soon." He had a smirk appear on his face as he walked to his TARDIS. He then closed the door and a few moments after that his TARDIS disappeared
"Y/N, come on let's go." Dan's voice called breaking your thoughts. You quickly went into the Doctor's TARDIS, she began to press the controls and the TARDIS began to take off.
"Y/N you've been very quite. Is everything okay?" The doctor looked at you with concern. "It's the master...he's just trying to get into my head. He said that he might just end up stealing me away. Im not going to let him worry me."
Dan came over to you "we won't let that happen." The doctor nodded before she grabbed a small device and put it under the pendant of your backlace. "This will stop the master from teleporting you." You breathed a sigh of relief "come on let's do something fun, what a nice beach holiday" You replied trying to push him out your mind
Yaz came over to you "Good thinking Y/N." The doctor smiled "I know an amazing beach. Where we can go." Your eyes lit up "well let's go." The doctor nodded before inputting the destination and pulling down the lever. Meanwhile the master was sitting in his TARDIS, his console beeped, he came over to the screen and looked at it. He had a smirk "enjoy your time at the beach Y/N, you'll join me soon."
A party at Ahkmenrah's house...
Kahmunrah is screaming angrily in the background.
Ahk: Sorry. The ne-
Sounds of things being thrown.
Ahk: The new phone my parents got him has a filter that removes blemishes and it removed him.
kamunrah: i finally got rid of that bitch, no one stands between me and my throne
ahkmenrah, reviving at night:
kamunrah:
Kamunrah: any other questions?
Ivan: da.
Kamunrah: what is it?
Ivan: where does an extremely sick cat go?
Al Capone: *muttering* here we go again.
Kamunrah: ...what?
Ivan: the IC mew.
Kamunrah: get out.
Why doesn't Ahkmenrah have Egyptian makeup??? Why is there not a single pharaoh with makeup in the NATM??????
Have you noticed the striking resemblance?
Akhkmenrah is similar in appearance and character to his mother...
Today my Ted Talk is about:
Larry: Being the dad of the group.
Ahkmenrah: How to sparkle like a prince.
Sacagwea: Crafting for a demanding girlfriend.
Octavius: Gay cowboy culture.
Jedediah: Talks about trains, horses and dynamite because he's to embarrassed to talk about sex education.
Attila: Tells stories in Hunic.
Kahmunrah: How to love him.
Dexter: Throws his water cup and pees on the audience.
