#kanto arc

[zoruascanbetrainerstoo]

All Pokemon exist for the glory of Team Rocket.

This account has been seized by Team Rocket.

[naehja]

Chifuyu: I was taught to think before i act.

Mochizuki : That's cool but what's your point?

Chifuyu: …..so if i smack the shit out of you right now, rest assured i thought about it and i’m confident in my decision. è_é

[smilingperformer]

I can't get over Suiren blushing hard for Kasumi ;v;

[shelgon]

[rohanite]

You know, this kind of nostalgia pandering is exactly what you'd expect a show to pull on its 20th anniversary, but somehow Pokeani has left me so jaded towards the thought of seeing anything of the sort that when I saw the Kanto Arc poster I just couldn't believe it was real, I'm still waiting for the "SIKE" tbh. But yea that's really cool, long live Sun&Moon~ I really hope ALL of his older Pokemon appear though and not just the Kanto ones like the poster implies. Show me the entirety of the Oak's ranch squad doing something fun in SM's animation style, go all out on this pleaaaaase

[zoruascanbetrainerstoo]

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[A human with a Zorua tail is trekking through the Lavender Town Pokemon Tower.

As Illanero nears a staircase, the video begins to go to static. It's hard to make out what's visually happening.

However, sound still works fine. A voice can be heard, a Pokemon's voice, yet speaking human words.

"Why have you returned?"

"I heard that something weird was happening here since I was here!" Illanero says. "Was that you?"

"So you have come to mock us once again," the other voice says. "Was taking on their form not enough? Was putting a memorial to one of them in our tower not enough?"

"What do you mean?" Illanero asked.

"Humans," the other voice said. "This tower is a space for Pokemon to rest. Why, as one of our kind, have you disturbed that? Why did you create a memorial to a human here?"

"What's wrong with humans?" Illanero asked.

"Humans killed me! They tore my cub away from me!" the other voice said, anger in her tone. "How can you pretend to be one of them? How can you act like one of them? How can you make a memorial for one of them here, in this sacred place?"

There was a moment of silence, before she said, "Answer me!"

"I...humans are reallyreally weird," Illanero began, a bit of sadness in xyr voice. "I don't understand them at all. They do so many reallyreally weird things, they look reallyreally weird, and they're not Pokemon at all. But...they're not all bad. Most of them aren't bad. I met a lot of reallyreally nice humans, like Wally, Shauna, Nemona, Urbosa, Kooky, Mustard...and the human I made the memorial for."

Illanero continued, "He was reallyreally nice. I met him in Snowbelle City in Kalos, and he didn't care that I was a Zorua, he was just happy to be with someone. But...he died reallyreally soon after I met him."

"There's a lot of reallyreally bad humans, too. Team Aqua, Team Magma, Team Yell, Team Rocket, and more. But I think that there's more good humans than bad ones," Illanero finished.

"...I can't forgive them. Not after what they did to me. Not after what they did to my cub," the other voice said.

"I understand," Illanero said. Xey paused, then asked, "Did the humans who killed you have red symbols on them?"

"Yes. Red as the blood they spilled," the other voice said.

"That's Team Rocket. I defeated their boss yesterday, and I think I exposed one of their hideouts too," Illanero said. "I don't think they're gone yet, but I'm gonna defeat them for good!"

"...do you promise?" the other voice asked.

"I promise," Illanero answered.

"...thank you," the other voice said.

"Rest in peace, Marowak," Illanero said.

After a few seconds, the static finally fades, revealing Illanero alone in the tower.

The video ends.]

[zoruascanbetrainerstoo]

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[The video begins with Illanero, still in Zorua form, dashing through Silph Co. Eventually, xey come to a room with a keycard lock.

Putting xyr human illusion back up, xey insert the keycard, and the door opens, allowing a conversation to be heard.

"We had an agreement!" an angry voice says. "And you dare to backstab me, the leader of Team Rocket?!"

"Now, now, Giovanni, it's not 'backstabbing', it's just business," another voice says. "The police will be here any hour to 'rescue me from your clutches.' In the eyes of the world, I'll be a poor, innocent kidnapping victim who was threatened by big bad Giovanni."

"After all I've done for you?! After I made this fake hostage ploy to keep the police out while you develop a method of mass-producing master balls?!" Giovanni roared. "You won't get away with this!"

"I believe that's what many people have said to your very team," the Silph CEO replied. "Now, I believe the door has just opened?"

Illanero walked inside the board room and smirked. "I heard everything! You're both reallyreally stupid!"

The Silph CEO grinned, and threw a purple sphere at Illanero. A master ball.

Xey didn't even have time to react as xey were forced inside.

One shake.

Two shakes.

Three shakes.

Click.

The video ends.]

[zoruascanbetrainerstoo]

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[The video starts with the Game Corner in complete pandemonium.

Most of the "prize Pokemon" have been let loose, and a "human" with a Zorua tail is trying to free the rest of them.

The freed Pokemon are wreaking havoc on the Game Corner. Slot Machines smashed by a long tail, roulette tables obliterated by a Tri Attack.

Most of the patrons have fled by now, aside from the Rockets, and one human who was still stubbornly trying to gamble at one of the intact slot machines.

As Illanero tried to free a the last "prize Pokemon", an Eevee, a Rocket grunt grabbed at xyr tail, and said, "End of the line, kid! Raticate, Hyper Fang on his throat!"

Illanero yelped, and tried to squirm free, until a glowing Dratini smacked away the Rocket grunt.

Illanero said, "Thank you!" and freed the Eevee from his cage, as the Dratini evolved into a Dragonair.

A thrown slot machine smacked into one of the Rocket posters, and a mechanical whirring sound began. In a secluded corner of the Game Corner, the floor slid into the wall, revealing a hidden staircase.

"That might be some sort of secret Team Rocket base!" Illanero said, and ran towards the staircase. The Eevee and the Dragonair followed behind, as the Celadon Game Corner was torn apart.

The video ends.]