#kaz!eddie

[tone-mariie]

“𝑪𝒐𝒎𝒆 𝒃𝒂𝒄𝒌!

𝑬𝒗𝒆𝒏 𝒂𝒔 𝒂 𝒔𝒉𝒂𝒅𝒐𝒘,

𝒆𝒗𝒆𝒏 𝒂𝒔 𝒂 𝒅𝒓𝒆𝒂𝒎.” 🥀

[nothing-like-the-80s]

Don't get me wrong, I LOVE the vampire Eddie theories, but Steve was bitten, too. People seem to forget that. I know Steve didn't die to the bats like Eddie did but vampire lore for transforming people tends to be a type of Venom in their bite atleast in pop culture that is.

In other words- Where's the vampire Steve appreciation?

[kissmejusttokiss]

[strangerthingsastiktoks]

[Vecna trying to catch El by surprise in the upside down and instead being smashed in the legs by crowbar.]

Vecna: Ow, my fucking knees

El: Get crow-barred, bitch! [Looks over her shoulder.] Thanks for the crowbar, Eddie.

Vecna: Kaz, what the fuck?

Kaz!Eddie: I don’t know, I’m bored…

[queerticulate]

Sooooo cause Eddie is a nerdy alt queer teenager with skull and bat tattoos and a love for fantasy... im saying he must have read The Vampire Lestat. So when he comes back as a vampire he immediately decides to steal his next move from that book and pursue actually becoming a vampire rockstar. Imagine the hilarity of the gang trying to stop him because that's a horrible no good terrible idea

[the-strawman]

If we get Kaz!Eddie, we better also get Bat Out Of Hell on the soundtrack

[zep-again]

yall dont bully me but what tf is kaz!eddie like i get what it it and know it if i see it but like what does “kaz” mean

pls help im begging