#keepingupwiththeblacks

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Sirius: Moony, why do good people die young?

Remus: when you’re in a garden full of flowers, which ones do you pick?

Sirius: the ugly ones.

Remus: exactl- wait wait what?

Sirius: because ugly bitches don't belong in my garden.

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Remus: You know what your problem really is? You're really hot so no one ever told you to shut your stupid mouth.

Sirius: You think I'm hot?

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Police officer: Please state your names

James: Don't tell him, Sirius

Police officer: *writing down* Sirius

James: Oh shit

Sirius: Nice job, James

Police officer: Sirius and James

Sirius: Fuck

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Andromeda: Cissy, you have a lot to offer a partner. You’re pretty, you’re smart-

Regulus: You’re creative, you’re sweet-

Sirius:

Sirius: Oh, did you want me to say something?

Sirius: You have blonde hair, your name is Narcissa.

Narcissa: Thanks, Sirius

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Regulus: I AM LOST FOR WORDS

Sirius narrating: despite being lost for words, Regulus yelled at us for the next ten minutes.

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Sirius: America has fifty stars. And England has one. Me.

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Sirius: [sniffles]

Regulus: Hey Sirius, you okay?

Sirius: [sniffles again]

Regulus: [awkwardly hugs him] you know we joke around but if there’s anything that’s upsetting you, you can always come and talk to me, I’m your brother… cheer up.

Sirius: Um… I have a cold…

Regulus:

Regulus: If anyone finds out what happened in the last few minutes, no one will ever find you again.

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Sirius: DON'T BE SORRY!

James: MOONY, YOU DID NOTHING WRONG!

Sirius: YOU'RE NOTHING BUT AN ANGEL! YOU TRIED TO HELP US, WHICH IS A SWEET MOVE!

James: YOU TRIED TO HELP A SITUATION…

Remus: YOU'RE YELLING NICE THINGS AT ME AGAIN! IT'S VERY CONFUSING!