#kels posts

[cultsvt]

Hansol: It sounds like you are asking me out on a man date

Seungkwan: Hansol, why are you scared of loving me?

[cultsvt]

Seungcheol [after Wonwoo gets abducted]: Just give us Wonwoo. You don’t want him anyway. Haven’t you noticed what a downer he is? No sense of humor, poor conversationalist, kind of an asshole…

[cultsvt]

Jihoon: In light of what you did for me... you can hug me for four to five seconds

Soonyoung: Fourty-five!!

Jihoon: FOUR TO FIVE

[cultsvt]

Junhui: Please, for me?

Minghao: Don’t do that

Junhui: What?

Minghao: You think every time you say “please, for me?” I’ll do what you want. Well not this time

Junhui: ... please, for me??

Minghao: Fine

[cultsvt]

Seungcheol: Jun, keep an eye on Chan for me. He is going to say something to the wrong person and get punched.

Junhui: Sure, I’d love to see Chan get punched

Seungcheol: Try again

Junhui: Sure, I will stop Chan from being punched

Seungcheol: Better

[cultsvt]

Chan: I’m making a documentary and Cheol, I think you should play the role of my father.

Seungcheol: I don’t want to be your dad

Chan: Perfect, you already know your lines

[cultsvt]

Interviewer: DK, describe your ideal date

Seokmin: That's a tough one. I'd have to say April 25th because it's not too hot, not too cold. All you need is a light jacket.

Interviewer: ...

[cultsvt]

Junhui: Not everyone is going to think I’m pretty, and that’s okay!

Junhui: ...

Junhui: They’re wrong, though