"It's not Your fault"
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"It's not Your fault"
“Good things come in threes. This is true of dango, the number seven, wise monkeys, and last but certainly not least, Konoha’s living legends: the Sannin.”
“Students of the Professor, our Lord Third, Sarutobi Hiruzen, they rose to prominence during the Second Shinobi World War, where they earned their acclaimed title from their esteemed adversary Hanzo of the Salamander of Amegakure. It has been said that when they fight, it’s as if their strength has increased three-fold, speaking of their incredible teamwork . . .but just who are the individuals that make up this awe-inspiring trio? Let’s take a look!”
“Master Jiraiya, the Toad Sage. It’s been said that he can summon toads as tall as mountains and has mastered a multitude of elements. He has trained many an apprentice, including our very own Lord Fourth, Namikaze Minato! He’s also on his way of becoming a successful author. I wonder what kind of tales he’ll share with the world! Could they be based on his extraordinary life as a shinobi? I can’t wait to find out!!”
“Next we have Lady Tsunade. A kunoichi of renowned healing abilities, Lady Tsunade is a major source of inspiration for med-nin all across Konoha. Does your four-man cell have an active medical ninja on-board? You can thank this kunoichi for that. Stories say that she can hear your heart-rate. But don’t think twice that just because she’s a healer that she can’t hold her own on the battlefield. She can blast craters into the earth with a single punch alone! I wouldn’t want to be the one to make her angry, that’s for sure!”
“Finally! The best for last, if I do say so myself! My teacher and role-model, Lord Orochimaru! Shinobi either fear him or want to be him! Orochimaru-sensei’s life goal is to create and learn all the techniques the world has to offer, and he’s off to an excellent start. He wields snakes as casually as knives and fights with the fluidity of a cobra. I wish you all could see him in action like I do. It’s an honor to be his pupil.”
Teen anko
here is my teen anko i love her 🥺
“The three main types of snake venom are neurotoxic, hemotoxic, and cytotoxic. Hm. Neurotoxic venom affects the nervous system, causing paralysis, convulsions, muscle twitching, and dyspnea. Examples of snakes with neurotoxic venom include-“
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Kid Anko is now taking your questions.
“This is Mitarashi Anko, apprenticed to the legendary ninja Orochimaru-sensei, and I’m here to teach you what to do in the event that you’re bitten by a snake!”
“Step one: Move far away from the snake and don’t try to catch it. Most snakes only strike when they feel threatened, so it’s important to give it plenty of room for escape to prevent it from striking again.
Step two: Do not panic. This is especially important if the snake turns out to be venomous. Panicking will speed up your heart-rate and increase your blood pressure, ensuring that the venom moves through your body at a faster rate as well.
Step three: Remove any tight clothing near the bite in the event that you begin to swell.
Step four: Keep the bite below the level of your heart.
Step five: Clean the bite with water and-or soap, if possible. If the venom doesn’t kill you, the ensuing infection might. Dress it loosely with a bandage.
Do not try to remove the venom by cutting open or sucking on the wound. Cuts or sores in the mouth only serve as entryways for more infection. Do not apply ice or a tourniquet near or around the infected wound. Do not take any pain medication, as it could increase bleeding.
It’s important that you remember the color and shape of the snake for identification later, so your local med-nin can properly treat your symptoms!!
Thanks for listening!”
Well, hello there Anko-chan! You've had Orochimaru-sama as your sensei for a while now, right? He best be treating you well; Legendary Sannin or not, there's no excuse to treat your students poorly.
...Huh...? You look a tad different from the last time I saw you and it's not just the height… Where did you get that necklace from?
“My necklace? I’ve had it for years now. I bought it the day I learned that I had been accepted into the Academy. It’s sorta my good-luck charm. Heehee!”
“But why wouldn’t Sensei treat me well? All he wants is for me to grow stronger after all. Being a shinobi’s no cake-walk; we’re to be willing to face all kinds of odds, death included, so training has to be harsh at times, but it’s only so I can be better prepared to face the real-deal when the time comes. He’s even teaching me techniques that he invented!”
@super-kame-love said :How barbaric!
“I think so too.”
“Today I learned that they make drinks out of snake venom. They ice the snake until it forces itself into hibernation and then gut it while it sleeps. Then they sew it back up, place it in a bottle full of alcohol, and wait for it wake back up.”
“When it does wake up, its instinct is to strike again and again until it eventually dies. The venom is neutralized by the alcohol as the snake soaks.”
“Adults will drink anything. . .”