Creepy Harley Headcanons because he's a freak of nature
Disclaimer: hes NOT a sexual creep, I despise those hcs, but hes just very offputting in a uncanny way.
- The most agreed one is he does have a staring problem. Like, REALLY bad, he stares at you like he's thinking about something but won't say it.
- Gets very up close and personal when he's talking to someone, does not care about personal space (unless it's his own ofc)
- Very weird smile, it looks too big, too much teeth. Something is wrong with it. Also him smiling at inappropriate moments.
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- Can come and go without making a sound. He'll suddenly be right behind you without you noticing until he speaks or puts a hand on your shoulder.
- Walks around the factory at night whistling, he always stays after closing, even if he's not really supposed to be there. Also will play classical music from his office at night, sounds terrifying to the security guards.
- Knows way too much about people, its easy for him to remember names and faces, so he easily could put together a profile of information and secrets about almost everyone he's spoken to.
- Will make weird random comments then completely change the subject. Ex: "I'd take caution when leaving today. Never know what may happen." Then talking about experiments again. (He does this for his own amusement)
- His veins are very prominent naturally (not exactly creepy but a headcanon nonetheless)
- Keeps mice taxidermy (I love taxidermy so no hate but he'd definitely have some) I also imagine he'd somehow get a taxidermied human hand. How he got it? Probably best not to ask.
- Talks in his sleep, like, saying "there's someone in the window." Or "They're coming to get me"
she's grabbing ares by his dumb face & kissing him , she kinda likes him a lil but don't tell him ok shhh <333
โ at least take me out tโ dinner first or somethinโ! โ the dumbest look on his face ever, struggling to hide his lovesick expression away from her even though he cannot! โ awww, yโlike me a lot donโt ya, rat? โ
