They're tentative awkward flirty new boyfriends, they're ex-husbands and soulmates who were going to have a football team's worth of kids together, one's married to his boyfriend's half brother who's on the run for murdering his husband's cousin and trying to murder said husband by chucking him off a cliff, the other secretly has a prison husband who is a gangster and is wealthy and is a psycho and is dying, they're both lying to themselves and each other and they don't care, they shouldn't be together but they can't not be, they're taking it slow except they don't know how to do that, they just got back together, they're going to break up for the twentieth thousandth time and then they're going to get back together and I'm DYING