Perpollo's future kids time travelling back to the past and popping up during one of the Olympian meetings. Apollo can sense they are his kids (he wonders why he had no idea of their existence till now), but he gets confused as to how they ended up on Olympus, and he's even more confused when he realises they all have the same "Mom" because he can't imagine loving a mortal enough to stick around long enough to have so many kids. Something about the kids reminds him of someone, but he can't quite pin it down.
Zeus is obviously angry and demands to know what's going on. They soon figure out it's time travel and are a bit lost on how to get the kids back. The older kids avoid saying anything about their other parent because they don't want to risk affecting the future, but one of the younger kids eventually slips up, and now Apollo is in absolute disbelief because he just found out that not only does he have multiple kids with Percy Jackson, but it also seems like they're in a pretty healthy relationship, and Percy is currently pregnant with another baby.
Percy finds out about all of this, and he's in even more disbelief than Apollo. He was just going about his day, then all of a sudden he found out that future him allowed Apollo to knock him up multiple times!
https://www.tumblr.com/misssassy56/820433624437587968/sassy-i-know-you-are-under-secrecy-but-how-sure?source=share
About C's things. I keep thinking that maybe Bailey came to Atl for this very reason: to bring him something from home and take something away. Is that theoretically possible?
Lol theoretically it's possible the boys are already married and they just haven't told us yet. (Except maybe they did... in Spanish and we thought they were just kidding🙃)
Just because something is theoretically possible doesn't mean it's likely yall...
Please trust me on this. My god🫠🫠🫠
EDIT: wanted add this to support my theoretically possible idea😇😇😇
💬 0 🔁 0 ❤️ 8 · Sassy, I know you are under secrecy. But how sure sure you about C went to LA before coming to Toronto? I mean sure with ev
Most of the high school was you experimenting with (for some reason) mostly girls, so when after one hang-out both of you ended up in a bedroom. "Wait, are you sure you want to do that?" he asked stopping you from unzipping his pants as you impatiently tried to get to his cock as quickly as possible. "What do you mean?", you ask confused looking up to see his face while his hands slightly squeeze you before he takes them away, quietly saying "Nothing."
You knew that both of you were drunk but still, that was a weird reaction, tho you simply brushed it away focusing on his pretty dick that shined from all his precum that made your mouth drool. As your lips wrapped against his tip that you kept teasing with your tongue your hand started moving up and down on his shaft before your head joined it with the perfect rhythm. "You're way too good at this... Are you sure you are lesbian?" he pants out before you pull back, your laughter feeling the room. "Excuse me?", you asked amused as your hand still moved on his hardness. "Well, all high school I've seen you hang out only with girls so I thought..." and he doesn't get a chance to finish his (brilliant drunk) thought before cumming all over your boobs, before falling down on the bed and breathing heavily, hiding his face behind hands, realizing that he always had a chance. "If I knew, I'd fuck you sooner."
The misunderstanding begins at the gates of the Land of Tea, beneath a sky the pale blue of watered silk.
The road has spent the better part of the afternoon winding through steep green hills, where tea bushes march down the slopes in clipped, orderly rows and workers in broad straw hats move between them with baskets strapped to their backs. The air smells of wet earth, woodsmoke and crushed leaves: sharp, clean and faintly bitter on the tongue.
Kakashi walks beside Minato with his hands tucked into his sleeves, looking profoundly unimpressed by the beauty of the countryside. At fourteen, he has already mastered the particular expression of a shinobi who suspects scenery is merely an ambush with better lighting.
“Lovely, isn’t it?” Minato asks.
Kakashi’s visible eye travels over the hills, the distant river and the tiled estate rising beyond a pale stone wall.
“There are archers on the eastern roof.”
Minato glances at him. “Try not to assess our hosts as potential enemies before we meet them.”
“I assessed the bridge too.”
“Of course you did.”
“It has structural weaknesses.”
The estate gates swing open before Minato can explain that diplomacy generally requires observing things other than how efficiently they might be destroyed.
Minister Daichi comes down the broad front steps to greet them, wrapped in green silk embroidered with gold tea leaves. He is a cheerful, round-faced man with the expansive manner of someone who has never once doubted that a room will welcome him. Behind him, officials, guards and household attendants wait in precise rows while an elderly woman in plum coloured robes watches from the veranda with the bright-eyed concentration of a person already assembling several rumors.
Daichi bows deeply.
“Lord Fourth. The Land of Tea is honoured by your presence.”
Minato returns the bow and gestures toward Kakashi.
“This is Kakashi---”
“Your son,” Daichi finishes warmly.
Minato pauses. Kakashi looks up at him.
There is no resemblance between them that could survive even modest scrutiny. Minato is fair haired, blue eyed and currently wearing the patient smile of a man trying to prevent an international incident before tea. Kakashi has silver hair, one dark eye and the wary posture of a child who has already counted every weapon in the courtyard.
The only trait they visibly share is a habit of checking exits upon entering unfamiliar places, which shinobi generally do not consider hereditary.
“How admirable,” Daichi continues, clasping his hands. “The Hokage brings his heir to witness the work of governance.”
Minato falters, “He is actually---”
“A great honour, Lord Kakashi,” says one of the officials.
Kakashi’s eye sharpens. Minato (unfortunately) knows that look. He has seen it before bell tests, minor thefts and every occasion upon which Obito has made the catastrophic mistake of saying, You wouldn’t dare.
Kakashi inclines his head with grave courtesy.
“The honour is mine.”
Minato turns slowly toward him.
Daichi beams. “Such composure. Just like his father.”
Kakashi is already standing a fraction straighter, as though he has spent his entire life preparing to inherit a country he learned existed yesterday.
“He is my student,” Minato manages.
Daichi’s expression softens.
“How fortunate,” he says. “For both of you.”
And that is how Kakashi becomes his son before they have crossed the courtyard.
The title follows him indoors with astonishing efficiency. A servant escorts Lord Kakashi to the room adjoining Minato’s. Another arrives carrying a ceremonial sash reserved for the immediate family of visiting dignitaries: deep green silk woven with silver branches, soft enough to gleam whenever Kakashi moves.
He allows the attendant to fasten it around his waist with the solemn dignity of a clan heir being dressed for his first council session.
Minato leans against the doorway.
“You are enjoying this.”
“It would be discourteous to reject a local custom.”
“You rejected a medal last month.”
“The ribbon was orange.”
“That was not the official reason.”
“It should have been.”
The attendant presses her lips together, though her shoulders tremble.
“Lord Kakashi will be seated beside his father at tonight’s banquet,” she says.
Kakashi inclines his head as if this has always been the natural order of the world. Once she leaves, Minato folds his arms.
The banquet hall opens onto the river, its paper screens folded back to admit the evening breeze. Lanterns sway beneath the dark beams, casting warm gold over low lacquered tables crowded with grilled fish, glossy rice, pickled vegetables and little cakes shaped like tea blossoms.
Kakashi is seated at Minato’s right on a cushion noticeably finer than those assigned to the actual escort detail. Lady Hana, Daichi’s wife, takes one look at him and decides that the Hokage has been starving his only child.
“You are much too thin,” she says, placing a generous piece of river fish on his plate.
Kakashi lowers his eye with exquisite modesty.
Minato narrows his.
“Don't encourage her.”
Lady Hana adds candied plums. Kakashi accepts them with the subdued fortitude of an orphan finally encountering competent guardianship.
The effect upon their hosts is immediate. Lady Hana begins asking how often he trains, whether he sleeps enough and why his father permits him to look so tired.
Minato reaches for his tea.
“He always looks like that.”
Kakashi turns toward her. “He says that instead of addressing the problem.”
Minato nearly inhales his drink. Lady Hana gives him a reproachful look.
“Kakashi.”
“He works late as well,” Kakashi continues.
“You are changing the subject.”
“He forgets meals.”
“I do not forget meals.”
“You once ate cold rice over a patrol report at midnight.”
“That was dinner.”
“That was despair with chopsticks.”
Daichi laughs so loudly that one of the attendants startles. Lady Hana immediately orders additional food sent to Minato’s room.
The conversation shifts toward trade, but Kakashi has already understood the tactical advantages of filial status. He answers every question politely, speaks only when addressed and permits the assembled officials to interpret his silence as extraordinary discipline rather than the careful calculation of how many sweets he can acquire before Minato intervenes.
“Have you inherited your father’s speed?” Daichi asks.
“No,” Kakashi says. “Only his paperwork.”
Minato sets down his cup.
“You have never completed my paperwork.”
“I have watched you suffer through it.”
“That is not inheritance.”
“It has shaped me.”
Lady Hana laughs and gives him another rice cake. From there, Kakashi begins testing the outer limits of family privilege.
He asks whether the Hokage’s son may visit the private gardens.
A guide appears.
He asks whether young dignitaries are traditionally shown the tea vaults.
A curator is summoned.
He asks whether ceremonial desserts may be sampled before formal service.
An entire tray arrives.
“Kakashi,” Minato murmurs as the third honey dumpling disappears behind the mask, “you are exploiting a misunderstanding.”
“I am participating in the local culture.”
“You asked three separate officials whether visiting families receive gifts.”
“I wanted reliable information.”
“You are extorting a sovereign territory.”
Kakashi considers this with appropriate seriousness.
“Politely.”
The rumors begin by breakfast. One servant believes Kakashi was adopted after a heroic battlefield incident. Another insists the Hatake are a distant branch of the Namikaze line whose children are born silver haired as a protective adaptation.
By noon, the elderly woman from the veranda has developed an elaborate theory that Kakashi’s hair is simply in the process of becoming blond like his father’s.
“He is only fourteen,” she explains to Lady Hana behind a painted screen, unaware that Kakashi is standing on the other side. “These transformations take time.”
Kakashi touches his hair thoughtfully while Minato pinches the bridge of his nose.
“Do not.”
“I said nothing.”
“You were considering it.”
“I was wondering how long the process usually takes.”
“Never.”
The elderly courtier continues. “Perhaps by sixteen.”
Kakashi looks at Minato. “That gives us two years.”
By afternoon, the story has acquired several more respectable details. The mask is now a traditional Namikaze coming-of-age garment. Kakashi’s dark eye is expected to turn blue once his chakra settles. His silver hair is evidence of delayed paternal colouring.
One adviser, who has clearly never met a shinobi child before, asks whether Minato was also this quiet at fourteen.
“No,” Kakashi says. “He was probably exhausting.”
Minato looks at him.
“You have no evidence.”
“I have met you.”
Minato makes three separate attempts to correct the household. Each fails because Daichi wants to discuss tariffs, Lady Hana wants Kakashi to eat another bowl of rice, and an elderly official urgently wishes to explain that Lord Kakashi’s blond transformation may begin at the roots.
Meanwhile, the gifts arrive before the formal negotiations begin. A lacquered tea box sits outside Kakashi’s room beside carved chopsticks, a folded silk haori and enough imported sweets to compromise Obito’s moral character from several hundred miles away.
Kakashi crouches beside them with the quiet satisfaction of a hunter who has successfully stalked ceremonial hospitality.
“This is excessive,” Minato says.
“The Land of Tea is generous.”
“You manipulated an entire household.”
“They acted voluntarily.”
“You implied I do not feed you.”
Kakashi lifts the lid of the tea box. “You work late.”
“I don't neglect you.”
Kakashi’s hand stills against the polished wood. The humor thins between them so suddenly that even the sound of the river below seems to sharpen.
Minato had said it lightly. The words land with more weight than intended. Kakashi does not look up. He begins sorting the sweets into two neat piles, precise and deliberate, as though the distribution of candied fruit has become a matter of national security.
“I know,” he says quietly.
Minato lowers himself onto the veranda beside him. Kakashi pushes the smaller pile across the boards.
“Your share.”
Minato looks down. “Why is mine smaller?”
“You have an adult salary.”
“I am also apparently your father.”
Kakashi considers this, then transfers one sweet to Minato’s pile.
“Parental allowance.”
Minato takes another.
“That one was mine.”
“You inherited my generosity.”
Kakashi stares at him for a beat before a small huff escapes behind the mask. It is not quite a laugh, but Minato has known him long enough to count it.
Later that morning, Daichi announces that the household painter would be honoured to commemorate the visit with a portrait.
Minato tries to decline but Kakashi is already following the attendant into the garden.
The painter places them beneath a flowering plum tree beside the river, where the branches bend beneath clouds of pale blossoms. Petals drift over the grass and catch against Minato’s white cloak, along Kakashi’s shoulders and in the sharp silver spikes of his hair.
The painter studies them with mounting dissatisfaction.
“Lord Kakashi,” he says, “stand nearer your father.”
Kakashi moves half a step.
“Nearer.”
Another half-step brings his shoulder against Minato’s arm. The contact is slight, but Kakashi stiffens beneath it. In an instant, the jōnin, the prodigy and the opportunistic young dignitary all fall away, leaving a fourteen year old boy who does not quite know what to do when affection is offered publicly and without cost.
Minato shifts just enough for their shoulders to settle together more naturally.
The painter beams. “Perfect. Though I imagine the resemblance will be clearer once the young lord’s hair completes its transformation.”
Kakashi’s eye curves. Minato looks toward the branches overhead for patience.
“Do you have an estimate?” Kakashi asks.
“Perhaps sixteen,” the painter says confidently.
“I’ll inform my team.”
The moment survives because Minato laughs, helpless and warm, and after a second Kakashi’s shoulder relaxes against his arm.
During the negotiations, Kakashi sits at Minato’s right hand with the green sash still wrapped around his waist. The mischief recedes beneath his attention. He studies the maps, tracks every figure and listens to the advisers with the calm focus he usually reserves for battle plans.
When one official proposes that Konoha assume responsibility for protecting the southern trade road without receiving authority over local patrol routes, Kakashi writes a sentence and slides it beneath Minato’s hand.
They want us blamed for failures they will not let us prevent.
Minato reads it once then proposes a counter-measure.
The revised agreement grants Konoha joint authority over the route and divides the cost of additional patrols between both parties. Daichi resists, bargains, sighs dramatically and finally signs with the grave expression of a man who has lost money but retained his dignity.
When the ink dries, he turns toward Kakashi.
“You have served your father well, Lord Kakashi.”
Kakashi opens his mouth, perhaps to offer another clever answer but Minato speaks first.
By the time they leave the Land of Tea, the estate has agreed upon several immutable facts: Lord Kakashi is Minato’s son; the fact was probably concealed for security reasons; silver hair is a temporary Namikaze adolescent condition; and all future correspondence should be addressed to the Hokage and his esteemed heir.
The elderly courtier personally assures Kakashi that she expects the blond to come in beautifully.
Obito and Rin are waiting at Konoha’s gates when they return. The late sun has turned the village walls honey-gold, and the road is crowded with shinobi returning from patrol, merchants dragging handcarts and children chasing one another between the adults.
Obito spots the sash first.
“What are you wearing?”
“Diplomatic attire,” Kakashi replies.
Rin notices the lacquered box under his arm. “Did they give you presents?”
“Kakashi was mistaken for my son,” Minato explains.
Obito stares.
“For the whole mission?”
“There was no appropriate opportunity to correct them,” Kakashi says.
“You were gone for four days!”
“The schedule was crowded.”
Obito peers into the box and catches sight of the sweets. His outrage deepens into something nearly spiritual.
“You got gifts because they thought you were Hokage-sensei’s son?”
“Lord Kakashi,” Kakashi corrects.
Rin covers her mouth.
“That is cheating!”
“It is diplomacy.”
“You’re not even his family!”
The words leave Obito before he has time to examine them.
Kakashi stops. The movement is small, but the air around them seems to still. The gate noise carries on - the calls of vendors, the clatter of sandals against stone, the rattle of wheels - but for a moment it feels distant.
Obito’s face changes at once and Rin's smile fades. Minato steps forward and rests his hand against the back of Kakashi’s head.
The gesture is brief and familiar, gentle enough not to become a spectacle.
“He is,” Minato says.
Kakashi goes perfectly still beneath his palm. Then, because there are limits to how much tenderness he can endure in a public roadway, he ducks away and begins walking into the village with suspicious speed.
“He also abused the misunderstanding shamelessly,” Minato adds.
Obito tears after him, demanding a share. Rin follows at a calmer pace, rolling her eyes once, and Minato watches the three of them disappear into the evening crowd.
Kakashi examines it in Minato’s office with the severe professional scrutiny of a man evaluating enemy intelligence. The painter has captured the river, the drifting blossoms and the precise moment Kakashi’s shoulder rests against Minato’s arm.
“They made you too tall,” Kakashi says.
“That is perspective.”
“My hair looks strange.”
“Your hair always looks like that.”
“It's the shiny kind of silver.”
Minato looks at him. “Was it supposed to be blond by now?”
Kakashi’s eye curves.
The larger portrait remains in Minato’s office.
A smaller copy appears in Kakashi’s apartment soon afterward, resting beside the folded green sash and the lacquered tea box.
what i pictured when i learnt the vampire armand in japanese was apparently translated to smtg like “the beautiful young man armand's adventures✨" (which is made funnier by the fact that “the vampire lestat” is just “vampire lestat”)
this is deranged but i don't care- it's spooky season
saiouma but one or both of them is a slasher or other horror movie subgenre monster, and they accidentally turn the horror story they're in into a rom-com because they are just that down bad for one another in every universe
yes this is very much crack, but i think it could also work as an insanely good proper fic plot if you're crazy enough to try
