He enjoys a good bank robbery and then maybe a candlelit dinner
He’s a surprisingly good cook
He gets all his minions to help prepare this heist/date combo
Like they’re all super into it
Not like sexually but like- idk they’re supportive
They think you’re good for him!
And you are <3
Maaaaaan he makes a salad and a soup and everything
Fruity little cocktails with garnishes in them and shit
One minion is playing a violin and another is making sure your candles stay lit
It’s a little hard to be romantic with them hovering but he pulls it off well
“Y/n, I appreciate you dearly, without you, my glorious conquest would sssssssuck”
Cecil Stedman
Valentines Day is a quiet affair with Cecil
Supervillains don’t take the month off, so he can’t either
But he tries his best
You come into work to a red rose on your desk
He sends you affectionate texts throughout the day, subtle stuff
“Stay safe”, a photo of Mark absolutely fuming about to rock his shit “Saw this and thought of you lolrkajtnenng”, two hours later a link to a nice Italian restaurant “Dinner here sound good?”
You’re concerned but flattered, and make dinner plans
Dinner is quick, he teleports in that suit he always wears
It’s hard to see the appeal In a suit when he wears it every day, but you love it on him nonetheless
He orders eggplant Parmesan
Idk cuz he’s a freak or smth
He tells you about his day and implores about yours, he’s a very good listener
Afterwards he arranges you a ride to your apartment and kisses you gently
“Happy Valentine’s Day, I’ll see you tonight?”
You know he won’t be done working until later, and when he inevitably sneaks into your bed at two am, it’s a welcome addition
Except for the fact he snores like hell.
Rex Splode
Rex literally forgets about Valentine’s Day
Like, he sees Amanda and Rudy doing something cheesy and he’s like “what the fuck that’s today???”
He never really did anything for Eve, but he’s also not a punk ass tween anymore
And you deserve his best
BUT hes still broke and unromantic
Soooooooo he orders some pizza, begs Rudy to buy him some Champagne- begrudges when he gets a thing of sparkling cider- and copes
You can’t even be upset, he’s got your favorite movie prepared with an out of breath demeanor
He’s been running around the HQ all day
He’s in sweats and a white tshirt and you’re dressed super nicely
Rex feels a little bad
But you don’t date him for his romantic prowess, so you happily take a seat on the couch and bunker down
You lean your head on his shoulder and smile up at him, thanking him for such a nice night
Oooooooo he’s flustered
“uh yeah of course! Did you think I’d forget? Nothing but the best for my babe!” He throws an arm around your shoulders, squeezing you gently
