#klarg taz

[fuckin-flip-wizard]

KLARG MY GOOD FRIEND KLARG,,,,,

(Reblogs over likes please)

[yaboi-julien]

(Full version and description under cut, light ns/fw)

So my GF is listening to The Adventure Zone for the first time and has been super into the taaklarg ship, so I made little pinup, enjoy taaklarg shippers lmao

[ID: A cell-shaded pinup of Taako and Klarg from The Adventure Zone. Taako is a dark skinned lightly built elven man with straight, choppy brown hair died lavender at the bottom. He faces the camera with a sly look on his face, his shirt off and sitting on a motorcycle-shaped wood and metal battle wagon. He’s wearing grey pants and knee-high high-heeled boots, resting one foot on the ground and another up on the battle wagon. He has his arm around the head of Klarg who stands behind him and the battlewagon. Klarg is a massive bulky bugbear with brown fur and wide shoulders, two large tusks and floppy pierced ears. He looks at Taako with a sultry smile, one large arm reaching over his shoulder and into his pants. END]

[fletchkingz]

Woah look! The two taz characters that I litterally cannot draw!

please send me more taz balance related asks I have really bad art block rn

@suprakeel :-)

[lenbione]

so, just to clarify, here is the official 5e description for “charm person”:

key words: “charmed creature regards you as a friendly acquaintance.”

but the only two times in taz i can remember charm person being used both times it turned out... vaguely horny

@griffin why

[whyisthebureauinshambles]

The bureau is in shambles because Klarg has been hired as a commercial tea salesman. Funnily enough, due to his frequent and drastic mood changes, most of his pitches wind up comedic, rather than serious.

“This is one of the finest Oolong teas, famed fOR IT’S SWEET, FRUITY FLAVOR”

“This orange pekoe has an unrivaled aromatic fragrance anD A FRESH, DELICATE TASTE”

“Green teas frOM SENCHA LEAVES MAKE A LIGHT AND BRIGHT TEA perfect for everyday drinking”

He’s replaced fantasy Billy Mays and tea sales are through the roof.  One tea company uses him as a mascot on their limited edition Oolong. He’s become a fantasy meme: drawings of his impassioned face litter community announcements and homework assignments. Klarg has reached a celebrity status that no one could have anticipated. 

The bureau has received dozens of shipments of various Klarg endorsed teas, and they're starting to run out of spare storage space. Angus has a Klarg t-shirt. It’s absolute madness.

[sunflowertrickster]

Second submission for @adventuringfanbook !

I imagine Klaarg invites Taako over for tea all the time, which is awkward for Taako considering....previous events XD

[taakos-and-depression]

my last spam for tonight!!

drew these listening to the boston live show, finally.

[fuckin-flip-wizard]

Just two dads getting together and catching up with each other about dad stuff :]