a headcanon one. femreader x huntrix (separate) basically like how would they answer "would you still love me if I was a worm" question from y/n
i feel like bc the question is so absurd Mira would say no to spite y/n LMAO
Would you love me if I was a worm
♡A/n: Sorry these were a little short! I tried my hardest- but I like how it turned out! I hope this was what you wanted and was enough!! :33
♡Content: MEN DNI, wlw, fluff, comedy, fluffy comedy, comfort, silliness
♡Rumi♡
♡Rumi is confused, sure, she knows you want her to say she’ll love you no matter what. But a worm? Why a worm? Are demons going to turn you into a worm? Yes she’s a singer and very popular idol. But I feel like she’s not online that much.
♡”Would I still love you if you were a worm? Why would you be a worm…? Is my love for you now not enough? Is a demon planning on turning you into a worm!? I swear I’ll-“
♡”But I love you a lot…I don’t love worms…but I guess…if you were a worm…sure”
♡But she will make little comments like “Don’t expect me to kiss you if you were a worm.” Or “How would I feed you? What do worms eat?”
♡She puts actual thought into it, like she’s preparing for a demon to actually turn you into a worm.
♡You have to explain to her that it’s an online trend or lighthearted joke. Or that it’s to test her for her undying love for you.
♡Once she realizes it’s an online thing, she giggles about it for a little. “Oh- heh- I thought you were being genuine-“
♡She does reassure you that she will love you if you were a worm, after she realizes though.
♡”Heh, yes, I’d love you if you were a work. Even if you’d be a slimy and wet.” And plants a gentle kiss on your forehead.
♡Mira♡
♡Mira knows what answer you want, she’s online, she knows this question. Does she want to say yes? Yes. Will she say no just to spite you and see your reaction. Also yes. She knows exactly what answer you want. She won’t give it to you that easily though.
♡Yes, she’s let doom scrolling get to her some nights, so it’s only time that she comes across the couple trend videos.
♡She knew exactly what answer you wanted as soon as that question left your mouth.
♡Like I said she’ll say no just to spite. To watch your reaction, like it’s a game. Watching the way you pause when says no, the gears turning in your head to process what she just said.
♡”How am I supposed to kiss you? I’m not kissing a worm.”
♡”Where would I put you? I’m not putting you in my pocket.”
♡She would make excuses on the spot of why she ‘wouldn’t.’ Like she had already knew and made a list in her head.
♡”What if I stepped on you? Then what? Would I go to jail for wormslaughter?”
♡She does manage to make you laugh though.
♡”Worms are wet and gross. What am I supposed to do with a worm?”
♡If she does accidentally hurt your feelings, or you don’t realizes she’s being sarcastic. She instantly stops and says she’s joking.
♡”Hey, you know I’m not being serious right? I was just joking…똥.”
♡She assures you that she’ll love you no matter what, no matter what you are or who you are.
♡”You know I’ll love you no matter what. I’ll say it a million times. Even if you were a worm or snail or beetle.” She’d say while holding you.
♡Zoey♡
♡Instant yes. She loves you so much, more then herself. Hell, more than the turtle you two own, Squirtle. She gives reasons why, she’ll explain how she’ll take of you.
♡She explain in great detail how she’ll make a little enclosure for you, decorated with flowers and little trinkets.
♡She’ll tell you how she’ll keep you far away from your guys turtle. Like I said. She doesn’t want Squirtle eating you! That would be terrible.
♡”Yea!! I’d even make you the cutest little worm home! And feed you lettuce and tomatoes!! Or- whatever worms eat…”
♡She’d even draw out the little worm house and show, with the biggest smile on her freckled face.
♡OR! She’d say how you won’t be the only worm. You’d be worms together!
♡”Would I love you if you were a worm?! Are you crazy!? I’d be a worm too!! And we could be together as worms!!”
♡She’d be really excited about all of it too, like she had planned this out before. Or thought about it before.
♡She’d tell you all about the little worm family you two would have. The wedding. The worm kids. All of it.
♡You two would be cuddling as she told you all these things too. Laying on you, head on your chest, rambling on and on about you, being worms, and her learn for you.
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been thinking about zoey today. i think we forget this moment too easily. that's insane. what's wrong with her. why's she doing makeup and cute poses with a demon she kills three seconds later. this is the girl who went "oh you're just my type! :D oh well :)" and then killed the guy within the second. there's something wrong with her.