#kranken

[misterdist3r]

I got the one and only 24k gold keychain Bon, now this is REAL 24k gold

[tismchasm]

In preparation for more Walten Files content, I'd like to share something from my current timeline document

[ID: Blue text on a white background: May 3rd: Felix 'Hoe scaring' Kranken, the most divorced man in Michigan arrives to the police station and makes up a fuckass dickhead lie about the car crash. End ID]

I still keep this timeline updated btw. This makes me smile every time.

[s3al-t3mprr]

A commission I’m proud of!!

( @/Jackwalteninc )

Also yes you heard me!! My sketch commissions are open!!

Info below:

5$ icon

10$ halfbody

15$ fullbody

+70% base price for additional characters

( Beware I shade things so the sketches will be shaded. )

Examples:

@}‑;‑'‑‑‑

[trivialsquid]

if being punched in the dick was a person

[kris-cant-spell]

My brain just thought of this

[yourlocalkrankenpflegerin]

Hey mate

For the ask

9,12,and 14 please

9. What’s your dream job?

Game developer (or animator I hope òwó)

Really, I just wanna yeet away and try to make a game (it's kinda quite on the progress or draft dream idea)

12. Favorite color?

Any monochrome, pastel colour

And mostly

n a v y b l u e

*that dang intro played

14. Birthday?

16 January ^ ^

[hunka-hulka-burninglove]

Klaus: [Still sulking four hours after leaving the aquarium]

Diego: Klaus, what did you think a tiger shark was?

[kranken-wagen]

why is my white boy listening to mitski