I saw that your requests were open so I was wondering if you could do Asahi x reader? Maybe relationship headcannons? You can have creative liberty with everything else though.
Thank you ^^
ofc Anon, happy to help ya out! This is my first time writing for Asahi, but honestly it should be pretty easy, because I’m an asahi Kinnie. Love y’all sm, if you liked this, make sure to like, follow, and if you curios, just ask
warnings: Swearing, crack, fluff? Mentions of vagina? Has one section implying a AFAB reader, but is only one paragraph. If you aren’t a pussy owner, pretend it’s a papercut it literally the same results. I tried to make it as gender neutral as possible.
status: edited, but at like 3am so read at your own risk
💜Asahi Azumane💜
💜Boyfriend Headcannons💜
First things first, Man is so freaking shy. Like goodness, he wouldn’t be able to talk to you when he has a crush on you. So, if you want results, you have to A) Be confident, and B) be in a place he’s comfortable interacting in. Like at volleyball practice (Gia- Joden shut your ass up, your AsaNoya is showing.) So, for this let’s just imagine you’re a second year, helping Kiyoko manage the team. Yeah that sounds a lil familiar but shhhhhhhhh, let me have this.
Once we get over the hurdle of him actually asking you out (AKA Tanaka bullying him into doing with some, if you don’t do it, I will,) Be gotta be the biggest sweetie ever. Like I’m used to writing for assholes, but I physically cannot with this man, this pure sweet chipotle bowl of a man. The most shit I can say is that he’s a pussy.
Please. For the love of God (Gia- You called?) Play with his hair. He will literally melt like butter into a blushy slushy mess it’s so freaking adorable.
The literal epitome of pit bull energy. Like so freaking terrifying on the outside but inside? Literally the softest thing since Japanese pancakes. And because of this, mfs be terrified to talk to you. Like even if he’s so polite, things don’t change. What he says- “Hi, I’m sure you didn’t know, but that’s my partner , and it looks like you’re making them very uncomfortable, could you please leave them alone.? Thank you! 🌸☺️🌸” What people hear- “Aye yo, what ya doing with my girl buddy? You tryna start something, I’ll fucking kick your ass *insert Tanaka face*”. Yeah, it’s a common occurrence for people to tell you to blink twice if you need help.
Even though he’s canonically not planning on going to college, he’s still above average in school work. Not really in terms of analysis and problem solving, so his best subjects are stuff he can just memorize like science or History. If you happen to be weak in either of those, he would be more than happy to help after practice or during weekends. He’s super patient with you and often suggests snack breaks and other things whenever it gets to much. (Because of that he’s also really good at helping you through panic attacks, more on that if I do a part 2.)
In terms of cringe, the cringiest thing y’all do would be like seriously basic couples costumes. And I ain’t talking joker and Harley Quinn type bs (that fr can be cute sometimes,) I’m talking moth and lamp type shit. I know it’s probably adorable to some of yall but it gives me the serious ick.
Speaking of the Ick, man uses the most horrendous nicknames unironocally. He doesn’t do it all the time (especially after Tanaka nearly pissed himself after hearing him trying to be tender.) like I can just hear him saying, “Hey muffin, can you grab my bag from the club room? I have to help clean up.” (Gia- joden ewwwwww stop it that’s literally so gross.)
reads you the Bible
Yall know that one comic where it’s like killer croc and his girlfriend walking around and she tells him how much she loves him and how safe he makes her feel? Yeah that’s literally yall and it’s so precious. Like just imagine walking anywhere and everywhere holding pinkies (my gay lol heart is melting) while he’s just being a blushy mess.
Noya is the main wingman, but still doesn’t know on how how you got together. His idea of friendly advice is, “QUICK BEING W PUSS AND ASK THEM OUT LIKE A MAN ASAHI😤.”
Regardless of if you are a titty owner or not, please don’t take your shirt off around him, he will literally malfunction.He will literally have an aneurysm. Like mans nosebleeds will rock him like a rocket. Like man will be in the morgue from blood loss. And we still need this man for cuddles, so no. Kill the spike not your boyfriend, can i get an amen 🙏?
He is the most precious fluffy boyfriend possible. Like he’s the sweetest of all beans. Like you could ask him to murder someone and he’lll just be like, “Yes Sweetie anything you say dear 🌸🥰🌸.” Kinda like Gojo in that one jjk scene (the I’ll murder you one)
he loves restaurant dates, but like don’t take him anywhere who only has spicy food. I love this man with all my might, but he is a serious pussy. Like my goodness has the gracious. And he won’t even say anything about it. My poor baby will just suffer in silence. So please don’t, he’s a poor baby.
This one’s for all my long hair honeys. One word. Hairties. Hairties Galore. He never has enough. And he always has them at the ready. But on the unlikely chance he doesn’t, he has no problem using your scrunchies during a game, and it’s seriously the softest marshmallow man move ever. I can not emphasize it enough.
ok this man if the favorite of all of his younger cousins. Like the little dudes love just climbing on them. He physically cannot say no to them. So, what’s something they force him to do? Watch Disney princess movies with them. He knows all their names trust. His top three definitely Jasmine, Belle and Cinderella, trust me on this.(Gia- fuck sukuna, Asahi x Cinderella for life lol) He gives the most insane Disney adult energy it’s insane. (Gia- joden, chill with the slander mate).
He is a living random fact generator. No I will not elaborate. He watches that kind of YouTube shorts. He’s so boring I swear to fuck.
(I had to Make Gia write this lol) This one is for all my pussy people. He gotta be the most worried individual on this side of the nuthouse whenever you’re bleeding. Like the second he hears your on the cycle it’s, “OMG ARE YOU OK, ARE YOU DYING? OMG MY GIRLFRIENDS DYING, HELP WE NEED TO GET YOU TO THE DOCTORS! PLEASE DONT DIE ON ME BABY! DO YOU NEED PADS, HEATING PADS, IBUPROFEN, CHOCOLATE!?ILL GET YOU THAT, THE VERY BEST BEST QUALITY-” please shut him tf up. He’s gonna have a panic attack, please calm him down,
for us non pussy personas, just imagine you got a paper-cut. He literally acts the same way.
For my final big thing, ima just give ya’ll little addicts exactly what yall came here for: Crack. (Also yes a changed some lyrics, I ain’t about to whitewash no characters)
Tanaka- EVERYBODY SAY SAUSAGE KEEP IT GOING, EGGS BACON GRITS
all- Sausage!
Noya- IMA SKINNY BITCH BUT I STILL TAKE
all- Sausage!
Bokuto- GOT A FAT ASS BUT I STILL TAKE
all- Sausage!
Oikawa- GOT A FLAT ASS BUT I STILL TAKE
all- Sausage!
Y/N- WAKE UP IN THE MORNING GOTTA EAT THAT-
all- Sausage!
Hinata- IMA RED HEAD BUT I STILL TAKE
all- Sausage!
*Literally everyone is gay in this show so I’m not including this verse*
Yachi- CUTE GIRL SWAG BUT ILL TAKE YOUR MANS
all- Sausage!
Asahi- hagsaggecgedhurdgiitg
all- Sausage!
Saiko- Big tits, and I’m thick so you know I take
all- Sausage!
Kuroo- Yeah I read but but they’re all about
All- Sausage! Sa-Sa-Sa-Sausage, Sausage
kiyoko- I like girls, can I still take sausage?
All- AYEEEEEEE
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bro I ain’t gon lie, I had so much fun writing this, but I’m sorry I took so long Anon, I love all of yall so much, but I also am smack in the middle of exam season, and your boy needs his degree. If y’all love this, then feel free to ask for more, it’s free, and like and follow me. Love y’all lil freaks,
Once again you were staying back while everyone else was going home or out to party. The library was quiet with your laptop and homework sheets laid out ready to be written on and turned in by the next day.
You weren’t doing anything related to the work you had scattered on the table. Or so that’s what Daichi thought he had seen when he walked passed the table you were at.
He hoped that his mind was playing tricks on him. He always saw you as a star student from how you would always stay back and study. Once he doubled takes and confirmed that his mind wasn’t playing tricks on him, his eyes couldn’t be torn away from your frame.
Your legs widen the gap between them and your eyes come to meet his. The lewd look you gave him, gave away that you knew that he was watching. It turned you on even more knowing that you were being watched. Not just by anyone but the hot guy who does the cleaning.
Your nimble fingers stroke your folds - as if they were trying to invite him to plunge himself into you. After all that is what both your cunt and yourself wanted.
His body moved on it’s own - next thing he knew he was kneeling in front of you with his thumb running down your folds.
Him a a man at the ripe age of forty stroking down a twenty something year olds pussy. His thoughts if you as the star student never left his mind. You were that example leaving student.
Yet he never thought of you in this way until right now. He didn’t think of you as a student. He thought of you as a woman with needs. A needy woman who he was going tame for his own sake.
Biting your lip at the way he went for your clit was what almost made you fall in love right there. His tongue movements over your clit and traces of his fingers going inside of you like some random hole.
His own moans are suffocated between your thighs when you wrap your legs around him to bring him in closer. The way he was treating your cunt so delicately made you want more.
An experienced man for his age. So quiet and shy around you - you’d think he’s never seen a woman’s private area before.
He’d always stutter and paint a shy smile on his face when talking to you, now he’s close to making you cream on his face. His shyness is no more - his actions on you is proof that he has long forgotten about his shy nature.
“Cum- cumming” your chest heaves as your orgasm washes over you. Not just you - his hard on bursts in his pants hearing you moan.
The little lights in your eyes twinkle before you as he continues to go down you, his digits never stopping from exiting nor entering your creamed cunt.
The stroke to his hair is what takes him out from his dream state from your thighs. Reaching for the small pocket on his uniform, you put a piece of paper inside.
The paper consisting of your home address and phone number alongside a time and date. You had this planned. That had to be it. Planned to trap him, to make him your play thing.
“You’re not so shy after all, Mr. I’ll be waiting for you once again”
You collect your things leaving him with a peck to his lips before exiting the library. Going to look at the paper you gave him, the back of it had a small note that read:
Have you ever wanted to revive a love letter from a Haikyuu character? Well now you can! The boys are all gone at training camp this summer, but I will be more than happy you deliver their letter to you!
{Event Status: closed!}
{Read below for rules and further information}
Rules and Stipulations for this event:
°What you receive for participating: a personal letter from a Haikyuu character of your choice
° my blog is 16+ as is, so please don't make a request if you're younger than 16 (this is diffrent than my last event- at that point my acc had no age limit)
°Unless you ask for a letter from a coach- I will write the letter as if you are also a student.
° I can do both platonic and romantic letters
° this event will remain strictly SFW, I won't be don't any NSFW letters
°If you choose to sumbit as an anon, please give me an emoji or nickname I can use to identify you. This makes it easier for me to tag and for you to find it when i finish. Following me would help too, but I can't make you of course.
°Any character is open to choose, male or female, coach or student <3
°When you sumbit please give me the following information
>Your Name/emoji, Pronouns, and who you are asking to receive a letter from
>any specific pet names you like (or ones to avoid)
>if you have any thing specific like a memory to add, or if you have a special event or mood
>Example: Hi! I'm going to claim the 🏎 emoji. I want a romantic letter from Tendou! My pronouns are she/they. Can you please include the pet names baby and ducky, but any others are okay too. I don't like being called kitten or puppy though. Can you also include something about my test I just passed, I think Tendou would be proud lol. Thanks!!
!! please understand i am one person. If you participated in April Admirers you know I take my sweet time to write. I will tend to your request as I am able <3 !!
hope y’all enjoy, this will be nothing but fluff or honestly whatever y’all want. Requests are always open so please ask, just read my rules (tbh it’s just common sense) , I’ll be happy to answer! Please enjoy, hope to hear from you soon~
It wasn’t rare for Kageyama to get angry at something.
Being the Boss’s daughter you had to go to the garage daily to see how things were going. Your parent thought it was a good idea for you to get involved so you could take over.
Today wasn’t Tobio’s day. The aura he emitted made everyone know that his anger was slowly bubbling inside.
You were working with Tanaka on an old beat up car - that’s when you hear Kageyama go off on Hinata. “SHUT THE FUCK UP !! Literally. Fuck”
Hinata only pouted murmuring curse words back at him “All I did was ask for some fluid, asshole”
Tanaka looks over to you, blinking twice. “Are you gonna go ?”
“When do I not, I’ll be right back” you shake your head.
Walking over to Kageyama you close the hood of the car in front of him “what’s wrong with you” you lean on the car - giving him a looks.
“Can I talk to you outside ?” he looks back to see the rest of the crew giving glances towards him.
Taking him farther from the rest you sit him down on the concrete. You tap the hard surface next to you telling him to sit.
“Okay. Spill all your anger on me”
Tobio stays quiet thinking on how to word his anger. There wasn’t really much to why he was even feeling that way.
“ ‘m not feeling it today. I guess the engine I’m working on is giving me a difficult time. Or … I don’t know just woke up in the wrong side of the bed” he shrugs
You liked when he got mad. You liked having him talk to you about whatever it was he had going on. You were thankful he still hadn’t lashed out at a client.
“Let’s go out..” his eyes go wide and starts to blush.
“…..I’ll take you out for food so you can feel better. I think what yo need is lunch in your system”
Hi! Just wanted to let ya'll know my requests are open again :) you can find my rules for requests through my navigation. I write NSFW and SFW stuff for MHA, Haikyuu, and Mystic Messenger.
I also have a new event going for Haikyuu! Heres the link if you've missed it. (I'll probably reblog it a lot since I'm sorta shadow banned)
