Feb 18, 2022
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Bruce, dumbfounded: I wouldn't know how to begin explaining this to anyone, but you're welcome
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Tony: Hey thanks for not telling Fury
Bruce, dumbfounded: I wouldn't know how to begin explaining this to anyone, but you're welcome
Daily Drawing sequel day 75, with @artofile 's Tabby and my Ashelin. Yanno. Cuz if mad scientists can wear masks, so can you! 8)
The Avengers watch “Tiger King”
Thor: Is binging the whole series for the seventh time, while eating cheetohs or something
King T’Challa: Stares at the TV screen in silent outrage
Tony Stark: Begins angsting out over all the cubs he’s taken photos with, and all the zoos and sanctuaries he donated to without researching first. Then when Morgan asks for a white tiger cub for her birthday, hurries down to the lab and begins working furiously on a way to safely produce white tigers without the ill effects of inbreeding.
Scott Lang: Begins frantically researching/asking whether husky-sized ants count as exotic pets, and if keeping them on a dog leash counts as abuse.
Steve Rogers: Gives an impassioned speech (that is, “impassioned” for Steve) about how no animal should be kept in a cage
Wanda Maximoff: Empathizes with the animals being locked up in tight quarters and manipulated for a sinister agenda
Bucky Barnes: Is having all kinds of memories triggered: by the caged, abused animals; by the manipulated young people in the sex cults; by Saff losing his arm; and by people getting attacked by large cats.
Ava Starr: Is already using her phasing abilities to free random animals from zoos, houses and film studios across the continent.
Bruce Banner: Argues with Tony that safe breeding of predatory animals is an oxymoron, and urges Tony to go to bed.
Peter Parker: Counters with his spider-bite, and suggest he himself might hold the key to how to breed dangerous life forms safely.
Princess Shuri: Laughs at all of them, and confesses that Wakanda perfected safe cat breeding decades ago, then asks Stark what color stripes Morgan would like her white tiger cub to have.
Steve Rogers: Gives an impassioned speech (”impassioned. Woa.”) about how no one has any right to take Joe Exotic’s animals from him. Also, Carole Baskin is not to be trusted.
Loki: Taking notes on how he will run his own zoo, once he has the Midgardians under his rule. Stark will be the main attraction, wearing a gold chain, and a gold tiger-stripped loin cloth.
Natasha Romanoff: Is most disturbed by the sex cults and manipulation of young adults and teens. Goes to Doc Antel’s zoo pretending to be a naive woman from Russia who barely knows English, then gives him the chair treatment.
Steve Rogers: Gives a riveting. Inspiring. Speech. About how Carole Baskin is innocent, and Joe Exotic is scum and no animal should be kept in captivity of any kind, under any circumstances. Also, he will defend Carole’s cat sanctuary to the death.
Sam Wilson: Gives Steve the stare.
Carole Danvers: Is inspired by the woman who shares her first name, and re-designs her suit to have big cat print.
Dr. Erik Selvig: Attacks a particularly unusual zoo while naked, and sets loose the animals.
Dr. Hank Pym: Watches in bum shock as his giant ants stampede through New York, freed by a naked Scandinavian man.
Steve Rogers: Gives a speech about how documentaries are filled with lies and agendas, and everyone should turn off “Tiger King.”
Sam Wilsion: Agrees and suggests “Star Wars.”
Loki: God of Mischief, he hears Rogers’ words, and uses his magic to change the TV to “Cats”--the 2019 film.
Steven Strange: Is violently making out with Tony on the sofa. They are the only ones oblivious to the horror onscreen.
Steve Rogers: Gives an epic speech about how “Tiger King” is the crucial wake-up call we all need. To animal abuse, to property rights, to bad CGI, he doesn’t know anymore, but what he knows is that there is an AGENDA!
Shrui: Jumps and screams with surprise when Steve raises his voice and points his finger in the air dramatically; she thought he was a cardboard cutout this whole time.
Rocket Raccoon: Obviously takes animal abuse personally, and begins planning a “surprise” for Joe Exotic and Doc Antel.
Goose the Flerken: Confesses that Carole Baskin’s husband was delicious.
Scott Lang: While searching the Avenger Tower for records of giant ant laws, makes a strange find: Cap’s shield, covered tiny plunger darts, and sticky notes that say things like “Animals Don’t Belong in Cages,” “Pets are private property that mustn’t be regulated,” “Sometimes my teammates don’t tell me things,” and so forth.
Nick Fury: Is already on his way to hand the entire documentary’s main cast their asses.
Hiro and Krel would be friends
I’m drawing an MCU picture for every day of 2019 until “Endgame” is out, counting down to that movie and to “Captain Marvel.” The better pictures in this series, I consider WIPs (Works in Progress), and will eventually release finished versions of, without the countdown numbers.
Here’s a picture of Tony training Shuri i gauntlet-blasting, and making it hard for her to keep up. This is his revenge for earlier, where she utterly emasculated him in the lab.
My hope for “Endgame” is that Shuri adopts both Bruce and Tony, much as she adopted Agent Bilbo.
Guys, I really, really need
Tony Stark and Hank Pym to be insulting each other in the lab, trying to out-do each other, until Princess Shuri comes along and utterly slaughters both of them in front of the whole scientific community, causing Tony and Hank to berudgingly form an alliance in order to beat a new common rival. Rocket Raccoon joins in as well, and an experiment with Pym Particles goes wrong, resulting in a Monty Python skit come to life.
Shuri and Bruce Banner then step in to help resolve the giant-raccoon situation.
Day 7 of my Hannibal challenge: BrOTP Lab bros
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I AM HAVING INTENSE BRUCE BANNER FEELS~!
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