U.S.S. Thunderquack

My dumping groud for stuffs related to the MCU, Wonder Woman, "Into the Spiderverse," X-Men, other miscenaleous superhero sh*t and most importantly DarkWing Duck

[ussthunderquack]

The best thing "Brave New World" could do is have Arabian Knight and Sabra working together against their leaders.

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Chris Evans of "Captain America" fame to star as My Pillow Guy in Pure Flix biopic

From Movie Web:

"My Pillow: the Story of Mike Lindell" is set to debut on Pure Flix this Easter. Staring as the titular My Pillow Guy is Chris Evans, best known as Captain America in the Marvel Cinematic Universe. In the director's seat is Mel Gibson, director of "Passion of the Christ" (2004).

Though production is largely under wraps, we do know that the film will chronicle Lindell's famous battle with cocaine addiction, and his spiritual awakening. The latter ocurrs when a destitute young Lindell receives a visit from the Archangel Gabriel (Kennan Thompson), who informs young Michael that his destiny is to create a pillow "soft enough for baby Jesus to lay his haloed head upon." According to this movie, it was in fact the Archangel who inscribed the words "My Pillow" onto Lindell's wall with divine lightning, rather than a cocaine-addled Lindell himself as many a Godless tax-raising liberal has claimed. The film will go on to depict Lindell's political battle to legalize packing-peanuts as pillow stuffing; his forbidden love affair with Donald Trump; and his final standoff with Bolivian police in Buenos Aires.

Millions have already purchased subscriptions to Pure Flix in anticipation of the biopic. And yet, the film is not without its critics. Feminists are accusing the movie of glorifying r*pe-culture, in its depiction of Lindell forcing his pillows on several unwilling customers who initially resist, but relent romantically upon realizing that this is the best pillow they've ever used. Sleep experts meanwhile are pointing out dangerous inaccuracies being pushed in the film, where characters' insomnia and neck pain is cured overnight by pillows stuffed with sawdust, slinkies and live pultry. Even some Christian leaders are taking issue with the film's inaccurate depiction of Biblical scripture (such as Gabriel wearing a feathered pimp hat). Finally, President Trump slammed his own depiction in the movie, calling actress Rebel Wilson "a fat liberal cow" and citing that her makeup is the wrong shade of orange. Will "My Pillow" be the flop some are anticipating? Or will it make it to the Oscars? Only time will tell.

[cat-cosplay]

[ryandouglasjackson]

Natalie Portman speaks out for peace & coexistence! The actress advocates for Palestinian rights & ending the conflict. Let’s promote mutual respect, understanding, & freedom. #NataliePortman #IsraelPalestine #Coexistence #PeaceAndJustice #HumanRights #Activism

[lesser-moook]

Ruth Bat-Seraph should've been enhanced (captain falcon: brave new whomp)

Watching Ruth's (Bat-Seraph) little self take down grownass men at 5ft2 is some of the funniest shit I've ever seen since Home Alone 1

They really thought her being an ex-Widow was going to explain that shit😂

How Nat fights leans into facial strikes to stun, nut shots, knee strikes & that body spinning bullshit to disorient the opponent.

That's how a short woman could POSSIBLY pull it off, like ScarJo, she is not that much taller but she knows how to sell it better.

Grace from Dark Fate is someone I can see selling beating a dudes ass legitimately (because she's trained, lean & tall)

And she's enhanced, which is what Ruth should've been. If they insist on these shorty women ragdolling grown men, please make them enhanced, PLEASE.

And I called it as I watched it (specifically that attack by brainwashed Bradley after Ross introduced Adamantium), I knew they were going to make her a Widow. But I was HOPING she was cybernetically enhanced or something, (because why not, plus you'd get brownie points for the PC sponsors, badass woman and prosthetics? Easy pandering- you're dropping the ball MCU)

I still shake my head that we never got to see this character (& her peers) fuck shit up. Instead we got Karli's corny ass.

The movie's action is ass overall, the scene where Sam & Torres find (you know who) OFC the guards don't have guns because then the movie would be over. Red flag # 1

And how they (2 grown men) beat ALL THOSE guys with armor, helmets/padding + charged batons, without enhancements or powers was also Grade A+ 100% bullshit.

Then her little ass shows up & then the real comedy begins.

Sam's suit should've been exo-skeleton from day 1 (vibranium cloth is not the same as actual armor) and Ruth should've been enhanced, I couldn't believe my eyes at the White House scene but that corridor fight was just too much.

[ussthunderquack]

I loved the character, I love how unapologetically Jewish and Israeli she is, but they seriously need to reveal her to have some kind of enhanced strength. For such a tiny woman, this was just goofy.

[jwnchstr]

Ruth Bat-Seraph, a former Black Widow, security advisor of President Thaddeus Ross.

[ussthunderquack]

Sam: Well he happens to be gay. With me.

It's so weird that you would forget to include that line in this gif set. I'm positive it happened.

[marvelilovebucky]

And every Black Widow needs her (super) soldier

[ussthunderquack]

I wish the MCU had gone with this color scheme.

[space-mermaid-writing]

I almost forgot I drew royal! Tony Stark ages ago

Consort and King

[depsidase]

[mythoughtsonapage]

Ladies, time to drop off some Depends at his front door!

[guerrillatech]

[theladytrickster]

If a flaming old queen in a cape wants to kill off racists in power I say have at it

[astrid-goes-for-a-spin]

That wasn’t even his plan!! His plan was to make the senator a mutant, so he’d have to advocate for mutants or be destroyed by his own policy, and tbh. It’s the best villain plan I’ve ever seen. The goo was the plan unexpectedly failing. 9/10 only bc he was going to kill Rogue. Next time use someone willing to sacrifice herself for the cause, pls. No further notes

[official-megumin]

I like how his plan in like real world terms, was to turn desantis gay but instead he exploded

[tavina-writes]

like to charge reblog to cast tbh

[ussthunderquack]

I'm at a convention and I just saw Captain America pick his nose. He truly is an accurate mascot for this country.

[cheesebongdynasty]

If you value value women's rights, LGBT rights, democracy, or minimalizing civilian casualties in war, you'll vote Blue.

If you care more about a "protest vote" than these issues, then you are NOT a "progressive."

[ussthunderquack]

Don't let Trump and his cult walk all over us.

[ghost-in-the-corner]

Remember that moment in ITSV, when Miles first meets his world's Spider-Man and their spider senses do the thing?

The background behind Peter is as we'd expect; the classic red and blue.

But at first Miles' background is green and purple, two colors he's never associated with at all throughout the movie. As the moment goes on, it shifts to match Peter's.

We are literally watching Miles' fate change and the anomaly happen.

It's well established that the spider that bit him was not supposed to even be in that universe, meaning our Miles was supposed to be something else before it happened.

This isn't true for ITSV, but in every other version of Spider-Man, the main color scheme for the Prowler is green and purple.

Our Miles was supposed to become the next Prowler in his world. And the only reason he's not, is because of the original Prowler. Miles switched his fate with Earth-42 Miles.

[latelierderiot]

So happy to be able to share this!! my contribution to @iamironmanzine 🫶

this silly blorbo has given me so much joy over the years 🥹 thank you for having me♥

[jewkbox]

"The rules were that you guys weren't going to fact-check."

Not a spoof, not a sarcastic summary. An actual, honest-to-fuck quote.

Waltz and the moderators after Vance said that:

Waltz looks like he's thinking, Is this fucking Muppet for real?!

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[raspberrydee]

LOVE this poster omg ❤️