Fairy Tail is the guild known for being unpredictable.... 👀👀👀
Natsu trimmed Lucy’s hair with fire, and she grudgingly accepted that it looked good, especially because it nicely curled her ends and bangs.
Cana and Mest got arrested at one point for shooting fireworks off the guild hall at 3am. The Magic Council didn’t find it nearly as funny as they did,
Evergreen was arrested that night with Cana and Mest. She helped them set it up and even encouraged Cana to use her magic to create an even crazier firework show.
On Mest and Cana’s first date, they also got arrested, because, while they had been drunkenly teasing each other with magic, they accidentally turned the water in Crocus orange. People lost their shit because they thought the water was poisoned, and the Magic Council did not find it at all funny. The two of them, however, could not stop giggling during the trial.
Freed -- on very rare occasions -- has gotten drunk in the guild hall and Bickslow, being Bickslow, takes videos of him without fail every single time. He makes Freed watch them when he’s mad at him.
Erza helped Lucy become more comfortable in herself and her body. Lucy eventually became confident enough in herself, and was willing to wear whatever she wanted, no matter how much skin it showed.
Freed is Toma’s son, making him Hisui’s brother. He rescinded his claim to the throne in order to pursue his passion for magic. Part of why the Magic Council is -- despite their constant irritation and disdain -- somewhat lenient with Fairy Tail is because of the King’s amusement by their antics, something he is always eager to hear about from his son.
Gray will never admit it, but he fights better with Juvia, whether they’re in the guild hall or on a job.
Natsu hates chocolate. He’s never given a reason for it, but most of the guild assumes it’s because Gray tricked him into eating dog shit by calling it chocolate when they were kids and had been fighting.
Mira is an angry drunk. If you piss her off when she’s drunk, she will challenge you to a duel or, at the very least, punch you in the face.
Evergreen and Elfman forced Freed to play the bag pipes at their wedding once they found out he could play. Evergreen had come across this fact while snooping. When he began to play while she started down the aisle, everyone else in the guild seemed incredibly disturbed by it, while Elfman and Evergreen stifled back laughter.
Lisanna loves gossip. She knows nearly all the secrets of everyone in the guild hall, and she hears a lot of it from Evergreen and Elfman, both of whom like to think they’re super “plugged into” everything in the guild.
Laxus and Jellal threw hands in the guild hall at one point. This wasn’t because they didn’t like/were mad at each other but because they were very drunk. It ended in a draw.
At one point, everyone in the guild hall agreed to have a Halloween costume contest. After Gray told Juvia her idea for a couples costume was stupid, she vowed to make a better costume than him. So, she came into the guild hall that day for the contest dressed as Carrie. The costume was so convincing that it scared Makarov. Gray nearly fainted in horror and thought she had gotten in a car crash. Bickslow, on the other hand, thought it was so cool that he gave her a high five and had Laxus take a disturbing amount of pictures with him and Juvia that day.
Belno is Laxus’ mother, who always regretted not fighting harder for her son when Ivan took him away during their divorce. Her guilt was part of why she clawed her way up to being a member of the Magic Council, and Laxus only found out shortly before her death. They only talked once, because he was too young to remember her when his parents separated.
Erza, Lucy, Natsu, and Gray enjoy going to Target a little too much and have been known to buy so much, increasingly ridiculous things. They’ve also been known to push each other around in shopping carts.
Erza can’t stand spicy food, but pretends that she can handle extremely spicy foods because she’s embarrassed to admit she has a low spice heat tolerance.
Mira has a fascination with Lifetime movies, including classics such as “The Deadly Influencer” and “Her Deadly Sugar Daddy”.
Meredy has a mild and secret peanut butter obsession. Only Ultear knows about it and helps keep her secret.
Jellal and Erza did the MC Hammer dance at their wedding. No one was expecting it, and no one was brave enough to tell them that they looked ridiculous.
Freed didn’t tell the rest of the Thunder Legion that he’s the King’s son until the X791 Grand Magic Games. Evergreen just about lost it and screamed “you’ve had money all this time and still made me buy you clothes last year?!” She then demanded he “repay her” by taking her shopping for designer clothes. The whole time Freed kept swearing under his breath, sending her dark looks out of the corners of his eyes while she chiperly piled more and more designer dresses, fur coats, boots, etc into a bag. Laxus couldn’t stop laughing the whole time. Bickslow took pictures of Evergreen saying things to her along the lines of “work it girl!” and “yeah, that’s right, make Freed want to punch you!”
Bickslow also forced the rest of the Thunder Legion to watch The Human Centipede. Laxus threw up. Evergreen spent the whole film filing and painting her nails, while Freed spent most of it making increasingly disgusted noises and exclamations of protest. Bickslow, in his morbid sense of humour, asked them if they “enjoyed” the film after. Evergreen, as a result, proceeded to threaten to claw his eyes out with her freshly sharpened nails.
Lucy has a secret love of furbies.
When Freed formally introduced Laxus to his sister after Laxus and Hisui had fought the jade dragon together during the Eclipse disaster, he became very protective of her. Hisui reminded him that she is also an adult, and she and Laxus eventually started dating despite Freed’s protests. He did, however, tell their father that she and Laxus were together after an argument, and Toma initially disapproved. He softened his view on Laxus after a time, though he didn’t mince words when he told him what he expected of Laxus. After dating for two years, Laxus and Hisui got engaged and married six months after; when he found out they were engaged, Freed and Toma both became even more protective of Hisui, and Laxus tried not to be left alone with his soon-to-be father in law. He kept trying to do that after he and Hisui were married, and she was almost amused by the lengths to which he would go not to be left alone with her father.
That Halloween costume contest in the guild hall? Natsu didn’t feel motivated to make a Halloween costume but did vote for Juvia to win for her Carrie costume (and she did, in fact, win). He also decided to scare the shit out of the rest of the guild hall with the “questionable decoration” he had brought with him. Everyone screamed when he brought it out, because it was a genuine coffin that he had bought from a guy who had used it in his university grad school programme for film. He tried to ride it into the guild hall, but he was unsuccessful, and settled for pushing it in. Lucy screamed, and Erza demanded to know if he had been grave robbing. He explained the situation to them, but it did very little to make them feel better. Laxus told him to get the damn thing out of the guild hall, something the rest of the Thunder Legion also told him (to varying degrees of yelling) to do as well. The rest of the guild hall was just in stunned, horrified silence. Makarov eventually asked Natsu if he had brought that to disturb him, and Natsu joked that it was “his ride to the next world.” In response, Makarov rolled his eyes and smashed the coffin with his magic. The mood in the guild hall immediately lifted.
Bisca and Natsu had a paintball war over several weeks. She won when he and Gray were about to get into a duel, which turned him on her. She was greatly amused and knocked him down relatively quickly.
After Bickslow showed Lisanna the film It and she got into a fight with a group of (not killer) clowns while on a job, she began carrying a cleaning spray type spritzer to spray Bickslow with water whenever he tried to freak her out or said strange and/or concerning things, essentially trying to train him like a cat.
Mira and Laxus got angry at a couple of people from another guild for the things they said to them, the Thunder Legion, and Team Natsu about Fairy Tail. So, they went and egged their guild hall in the middle of the night.
Erza is surprisingly naive about certain social matters, and Lucy had to explain to her what certain things mean, including what a sugar baby is.
Freed is a gifted oil painter.
Freed also loves the Twilight series, and got emotionally invested in Edward and Bella’s relationship.
Evergreen has watched every single episode of Buzzfeed Unsolved at least three times, and cried when the series ended.
Freed tried to watch Buzzfeed Unsolved with her, and got creeped out by it. He later confessed that while he isn’t afraid of much on jobs, he is freaked out by true crime.
Hisui has always enjoyed small explosions, and, when she would get bored as a kid and a teenager, she would play with firecrackers. Eventually, she got good at doing trick shots with them.
Cana and Mest challenged Evergreen and Elfman that they could tolerate an increasing sourness of Baby Bottle Pops better than them. Elfman had to bow out first, throwing up after the second round. Gajeel was the referee, and Levy filmed it for the hell of it. Mest ultimately won, but Evergreen came in second. Cana ended up washing the “awful taste” as she put it out of her mouth with vodka.
Levy was the one who introduced Freed to Twilight. She had started a book club in the guild, and he, Lucy, Jellal, Juvia, Erza, Lisanna, and Gajeel (who grudgingly joined out of support for his wife) were all part of it. They were all stunned when he would give soliloquies about how passionately he felt about Edward and Bella’s romance.
Evergreen won a bet against the rest of the Thunder Legion, which led them to performing as a barber shop quartet one time. They were all embarrassed of it, but Evergreen had almost too much fun with it.
Mest and Cana danced together in the guild hall in both of their styles, and the two of them surprised the rest of the guild hall by how good they were.
Laxus almost exclusively listens to metal and rock music, but he has the soundtrack of South Park: Bigger, Longer, and Uncut on his playlist and knows it by heart.
Natsu and Gray are both abysmal at cooking, but like to think they’re amazing at it. Natsu only continues to believe this because Happy insists he is, albeit mostly because he gets Happy (occasionally stolen) fish all the time.
Juvia hates home decor and likes to keep her and Gray’s home minimalistic. He doesn’t object, in part because he doesn’t like to clean much and/or have trouble finding things.
Bickslow is afraid of butterflies.
Wendy has so many blankets that she cocoons in, and, if she’s too cold even in the guild hall, she will not hesitate to wear one.
Wendy also is amazing at drawing, and can do detailed sketches almost mind bendingly quickly.
Erza rode one of the electronic “try to throw you off” bulls while plastered, and laughed her ass off the whole time, not falling off. Natsu, Lucy, Wendy, and Gray were all deeply concerned. Jellal thought it was hilarious.
Bickslow has a habit of spending a disturbing amount of money in the clearance section of Target.
Mira loves slap bracelets and owns at least twenty of them.
The guild makes Magnolia a “crazy and dangerous place” to be on New Year’s eve. Everyone in Fairy Tail goes all out, a bit too wild every single year without fail. As a result, the Magic Council is usually the most exacerbated by the guild during New Year’s day.
