Tanaka: Oh my Kiyoko
Ennoshita: Don’t you mean ‘oh my god’?
Tanaka: You worship your god, I’ll worship mine.
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Tanaka: Oh my Kiyoko
Ennoshita: Don’t you mean ‘oh my god’?
Tanaka: You worship your god, I’ll worship mine.
Osamu: I'm not mean. Name one mean thing I’ve ever done. Atsumu: When we were younger, you convinced me eggs weren't real. Osamu: They're not. Atsumu: Haha, very funny. Osamu: I'm serious. Didn't you hear? Atsumu: No... what happened? Osamu: ...Why would you fall for this again-
Sakusa: Don’t worry, I have a few knives up my sleeve.
Atsumu: I think you means you mean tricks.
Sakusa, pulling out knives out his sleeve: No.
Suga: Will you be the “A” to my “gay”?
Tanaka: Will you be the “I” to my “bi”?
Nishinoya: Will you be the “I” to my “pride”?
Kageyama, stuttering: Will- uhm erm, uh.. g-gay?
Person: My mom is calling… hi mom.
Aran: Come on guys, stop. They’re trying to talk to their mom.
Atsumu: *loud fake sexual noises*
Osamu: EVERYONE SHUT THE FUCK UP!
Suna: *is asleep* Akagi: *gets really close to the phone* Tell her I said hi.
(Inarizaki Edition)
Hinata: Three words. Say them and I'm yours.
Kageyama: Three words.
Hinata:
Daichi: Stop buying plastic skeletons for Halloween! It's terrible for the environment!
Sugawara: Yeah! Locally sourced, all natural skeletons are much more environmentally friendly!
Atsumu: Okay, help me please!
Suna: Got two words for you.
Atsumu: I bet they won't be helpful.
Suna: Your problem.
Atsumu: I was right