#lenzmyers

[mx-mituna]

I can imagine Sam being adopted by Billy and Michael 

I a m c e n t u r i e s o l d e r . B u t t h e y a r e k i n d . I a c c e p t t h e i r c a r e w i t h g r a c e .

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(Original base)

[mx-mituna]

Some LenzMyers, as promised

[mx-mituna]

I need more doodles with billy and mhael myrs cause they just neat together, I beg you..... WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO ME I NEVER THINK ABOUT SUCH DYNAMIC BEFORE why

This ask makkes me hapy

[mx-mituna]

I have a some questions , do you and your husband Michael have any other kids besides Sam ?, because I know some great fertility clinics that let you choose The best surrogates for cheap , you know because Sam would probably want a little brother or sister and another thing do you and Michael exactly work like actual jobs ? , because there has to be someway your groceries and up in your fridge and how will you afford Sams college tuition ? And do you guys live in a house or at least an apartment!? or are you guys just homeless?

Mykle is camera shyy, so I'll bbe answering forr hims.

1: we aren't married, andd sam is nott orir sonm. He's just a goblinh who regused to leave me alpnge.

2: you know fppd is free, rfight? You jsuust take itb.

3: sam is a timeless bgeing qhsos onley purpose is to enforcge rules aoan hallpweekn. It qiqll not ne attwndecing collegee.

4: I liev ein the sorioryty hosuse. Mykel just loitersd.

[mx-mituna]

So, billy, how often/rarely does Michael let you do things like cuddles? anything that expresses affection??

Veey offten. I thinkh hes touchc3stavered

[mx-mituna]

we all know that billy says shit like "we are not married" just for the camera, BECAUSE BEHIND HER THERE IS AEAZAKHAKHEVHPVZO

Man just admit that you are gay🙄

Of course I'm gay. Just not marrieedf. Mykel lieks to stay oyt of legal mattersd

[mx-mituna]

Has Sam ever called Billy “mommy” ?

N o . M i c h a e l i s f a t h e r . B i l l y i s s e c o n d f a t h e r .