#lenzposting

[mx-mituna]

Some LenzMyers, as promised

[mx-mituna]

Billy, do you know someone by the name of “Agnes Lenz”?

NO NO NO WHYAVRE EYOU ASKSISNG BILLT DONT ASKS ME THAT

[mx-mituna]

I have a some questions , do you and your husband Michael have any other kids besides Sam ?, because I know some great fertility clinics that let you choose The best surrogates for cheap , you know because Sam would probably want a little brother or sister and another thing do you and Michael exactly work like actual jobs ? , because there has to be someway your groceries and up in your fridge and how will you afford Sams college tuition ? And do you guys live in a house or at least an apartment!? or are you guys just homeless?

Mykle is camera shyy, so I'll bbe answering forr hims.

1: we aren't married, andd sam is nott orir sonm. He's just a goblinh who regused to leave me alpnge.

2: you know fppd is free, rfight? You jsuust take itb.

3: sam is a timeless bgeing qhsos onley purpose is to enforcge rules aoan hallpweekn. It qiqll not ne attwndecing collegee.

4: I liev ein the sorioryty hosuse. Mykel just loitersd.

[mx-mituna]

Billy what do you look like without the shadow ? , mostly because I’m pretty sure you’re not always in a dark room 

Bad

[mx-mituna]

Cosmic deity w/Brahms for the selfship ask bc how could we forget dear rat boy

TYSM FOR THE ASK BILLY

Brahms would be the sun cause he has dusty yell0w vibes :o) and I'd be the m00n cause I like the dark and when everything gets c0ld at night <333

And,, 0ne headcan0n for this au,,, uh uh HES A SPACE HEATER ANd I have chilly icy hands and he likes t0 h0ld them <333

[mx-mituna]

Yes! Billy is best friend ☺️

Will commit crimes for One Billy hug. Or just to get Stabby-

Of cousre you can havs3 a hug!!

...and stabby, if yorue sure thats what you wantt. <3

[mx-mituna]

To Freddy , Billy and Michael, I dare you three drink 3 cups of espresso cappuccinos for each One of you and two monster energy drinks like I said before for each one of you and whoever gets the most hyper loses but whoever manages to keep calm will win , now go  

Bbbily has s highbvcaffeine tolrwrance

[mx-mituna]

And billy how could you call your own Son not your son , like you literally adopted him do you forget or something!? , probably so sad right now 😢 , he’s probably also having a therapy session with dr Loomis right now , thanks to you 😤, how do you feel about making your own baby boy depressed !? 

(Also Billy sorry for being too harsh) 

Pplease dodndt say taht its dnot my fault not my fault