#lesbiansoftumblr

[sweetieboydyke]

@femmeandms

[wherethefigsfall]

“Current Gf Prank”

Ellie x fem reader (established relationship)

You’re filming a vlog.

Well kinda.

You’re in Ellie’s car, she’s driving you to Target like the diva that she is, and you’re half-documenting, half-oversharing on TikTok like it’s your job. The phone’s propped up on the dashboard, front cam on.

“Hey guys,” you say into the camera sweetly, “just running some errands… and I’m here with my current girlfriend.”

You don’t even look at her. You just let it hang in the air.

Ellie’s hand tightens immediately on the wheel.

She blinks. Glances at you. Then at the camera. Then back at you.

“…I’m sorry,” she says, “your what girlfriend?”

You keep filming, completely straight-faced. “My current girlfriend and we’re going to target yay.”

Ellie scoffs. Loudly. “Nah. Pause. What do you mean current? Like—current as in limited-time offer?”

You hold in your laugh. Barely.

Ellie fully turns to the camera mid-driving. “If I’m the current girlfriend, then who’s the next bitch, huh? Where’s she at? Lemme meet her. I’ll pick her up too. We’ll all go to Target. Group trip.”

You start cracking up. “Babe, please—”

“No! You just called me a placeholder in 4K!”

The comment section in your head is already losing it.

“ellie threatening the next girlfriend when there isn’t one is peak”

“current girlfriend but built like an endgame one”

“not her offering to carpool with her own competition”

You finally break, dropping the act. “It’s a TikTok trend, baby. I’m messing with you.”

Ellie looks at you. Then the camera. Then back to you.

“…Cut the cameras. Deadass.”

You’re giggling so hard you can’t breathe. Ellie shakes her head, but she’s smiling.

“Current girlfriend,” she mutters. “You’re gonna be my ex girlfriend if you keep playing like that.”

You pause, then grin.

“So you’re saying there is a next girlfriend?”

She groans. “Get out. Walk to Target.”

[batwings138044]

everyone BUT ME is having sex

[fuckthalia]

life’s weird

[finalgirl666]

happy halloween and happy birthday to me 😤

[psilocybinsagittarius]

I just really want a gf or someone to yearn for and swoon over

[fandomint]

i was putting together a board on pinterest and tell me why my two styles are Lily Evan AND James Potter?? my identity as a lesbian can never be fully masc or femme so… the potters are apparently my in-between.

ok that’s it bai

[prettiestpuppyyy]

⋆ ˚｡⋆୨୧˚ 𝓟𝓾𝓹𝓹𝔂 ˚୨୧⋆｡˚ ⋆

I’m just a tiny Princess looking for someone to be extra gentle with me… You can call me Princess, Angel, or Baby Doll — I love it so much when you use my names, it makes me feel so small and cherished! And if you call me pretty girl or sweet girl… I’ll just hide my face and melt into a little pink puddle. I think I’d follow you forever and ever~

I know I’m just a silly little thing but… please be sweet and don’t jump straight to the grown-up stuff? I’m a real girlie with a very soft heart and I get shy so easily… even a simple "hello, little girl" makes me all blushy and giggly inside! I love being playful and posting spicy things with my mutuals but… I just want to feel safe and tucked in with you first? Is that okay?

Princess profile

20 years young. 🐚

4'11" of petite, soft energy. ☁️

My heart was made for WOMEN only. 🏳️‍🌈

This blog is STRICTLY WLW. To all my bi babies, pan sweeties, and every kind of queer girl—you’re all so welcome in my garden! But I have a tiny secret... I really, really adore women. Especially women over 24. If you’re between 35-48, I might just spend all day staring at your posts and daydreaming about you noticing me.... did I say too much? 🎀

I love every kind of woman! Femmes, Mascs, Butches... you’re all so precious to me. But if you’re older... I’d try so hard to be perfect for you. If you were firm but kind with me, I’d just whisper "thank you" and ask if I made you proud of your princess. 🧺🧸✨🌷

✨ KINKS: YES! (𝓅𝓁𝑒𝒶𝓈𝑒!) > Age play, bondage, dacryphilia, overstimulation, edging, degradation, praise, voice, somno, age gap, mommy and daddy kink, cnc, possible public humiliation, bimbofication, dollification and dumbification

☁️ KINKS: MAYBE... (ʷⁱᵗʰ ˡᵒᵛᵉ)

Fauxcest, Pet play, Spit kink (I don't care if a woman spits in my mouth, I love it)

❌ KINKS: NO. > Men (yucky!), Gore, Scat, Fisting, actual manipulation, men, gross body fluids, FEET, bodily fluids that aren't cum Anything without a warm hug after.