would you still love me if I were a roach | haikyuu!! various
hinata shoyo
“Hm…yeah! I’ll make a tank for you and everything!”
kageyama tobio
“Hah?! What kind of question is that?”
tsukishima kei
“I can’t even tolerate your human form. What makes you think I’d love your roach form?”
yamaguchi tadashi
“What- uh- yes? Is there a correct answer?”
nishinoya yuu & tanaka ryuunosuke
“Cool! Can’t hurt to try, right?”
sugawara koushi, asahi azumane, daichi sawamura
“What- uh…is this a trick question?”
shimizu kiyoko
“I’m sorry, but no.”
yachi hitoka
“Y-yes? Why do you keep asking me questions like this?”
terushima yuuji
“I’ll still love you no matter what, darling.”
oikawa tooru
“Are you doubting my love, sweetheart?”
iwaizumi hajime
“What kind of question is that?”
ushijima wakatoshi
“No.”
tendo satori
“Mmm~ I’ll step on you, if that’s what you mean~”
semi eita & shirabu kenjirou
“Please stop asking me these sort of questions.”
goshiki tsutomu
“Uh…yes?”
kenma kozume
“Huh- why would I be in love with a roach?!”
kuroo tetsurou
“Sure, but why a roach of all creatures?”
haiba lev
“Yeah, but that would be kinda weird, wouldn’t it?”
bokuto kotarou
“Yeah, sure! I mean, it’ll be kinda fun, wouldn’t it?”
akaashi keiji
“It’ll be difficult for me to love a roach, I’m afraid. Please stop asking me questions like this…”
sakusa kiyoomi
“Certainly not. That’s disgusting.”
osamu miya
“No. Roaches are filthy.”
kita shinsuke
“I’m afraid not.”
suna rintarou
“Ew, no.”
aran ojiro
“I…don’t understand how that would work.”
atsumu miya
“Roaches are cool.”
