#like nah

[pattieboydshusband]

Beatles rpf writers, I love you, but PLEASE stop writing Paul to have a massive shlong. It's like 3-4 inches at absolute maximum. He has a small penis 😭

[mikeandwillsweddingofficiant]

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[itowhotypes]

It kills me that it’s now canon in Modulo that 10 Shadows is a banned technique

They fr not risking another depressed teenager having access to Mahoraga huh

[damnit-diaz]

9-1-1 doing absolutely no research into the ISS before basing a story there had me cackling btw

[string-scale-theory]

DINNER TIME!!!!

The two bit and tore into the centipede as its spasms died out, pulling at strings and coating their teeth in the meaty-sweet, yellow blood. Minutes later, the centipede was nothing short of the harder chitin and the fragments of red armor that once covered and protected it.

[ Good meal. Now no danger in way. ] The eel concluded with a satisfied sigh. The lizard, covered in slightly less blood than it's companion, let out a breath of relief- They were both alive, for now.

The eel crawled up the pile of scrap and into the tunnel they had entered before, and as the lizard moved to follow, a thought crossed it's mind.

"Protect your new friend. Better together than Alone."

The lizard turned back towards the red armor scattered on the floor, considering it, before stepping over and kneeling down to grab the pieces.

[polillarockera]

Bro the way that my blood boiled that M**** is playing at the World Cup.

[roseimtryingtoresonateconcrete25]

Sorry guys my thinking disorder is causing me to think again I won’t be able to do anything for the next 8-9 business days

[askviktor]

happy ides of march mr viktor who're you stabbing this year. did julius ceaser exist in ur world

He does not. I am stabbing no one, though I do carry a knife with me should anyone test me.