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the way dc confirmed tim is bi like two months ago and now jon but NOT KON EL feels very personal. .

#like................................. cmon #what are the odds of them allowing both superboys to be not straight.#AND HONESTLY #its not just me being a timkon shipper #its about the fact that it would be a super / bat couple u know #like the supers and the bats are very iconic #and they could be an iconic couple together #but is the general public going to remember bernard?...#or the dude jon is dating that i dont even remember his name because im not up to date with that series?#but noo that coudnt happen #and are we ever going to get any super and bat pairing to be canon?#not likely i believe #UNLESS...........#kara and steph but they havent interacted in years i believe #anyways im just rambling #BECAUSE at the end of the day a SUPERMAN is BI #and thats something to celebrate #u know #sol.txt

PLEASE. PLEASE. (x)

#PLEASEEEEE #AT LEAST A NOMINATION. PLEASE.#we've established oscar's voters are stupid as shit but cmon at least a nomination #I'm a theatre technician & it's been so cool to see james ortiz and his work get so appreciated cause that really doesn't happen like ever #PLEASE.#ryland's rambles #project hail mary #project hail mary movie #james ortiz #rocky phm #top posts

Package containing three reusable silicone lids for preserving supermarket hummus, which cost very little and which I honestly don’t give a fig about: we’ve posted your parcel. (we’ve posted your parcel.) your parcel is posted. Your parcel is posted. Your parcel is moving. Tracking number for your parcel. Your parcel is being hand-carried to the depot by a courier named GREG. Your parcel is nestled gently at the DEPOT. Your parcel has been fed and watered and given a comfort break. Your parcel’s overnight nurse is named DILYS. She has twelve years of experience and a qualification. She reports YOUR PARCEL is DOING WELL. YOUR PARCEL HAS LEFT THE BUILDING. YOUR PARCEL HAS LEFT THE BUILDING. Your courier is named MERVYN and he is an AQUARIUS. your parcel is due at 12:13. We apologise. Your parcel is due at 12:17. This is due to MERVYN encountering ROADWORKS. Your parcel is circling. MERVYN is on your street. MERVYN IS HERE. Here is a photo of your feet with the parcel. Your parcel ARRIVED. how did you like MERVYN. Was he okay. Would you use him again. Would you trust Dilys to safeguard the following: a glass case containing a crystal gem / a balloon / a bucket of water. Your parcel was four minutes late. We’ll email you forever now. Do you like this

Package containing fragile and valuable birthday present to myself, anxiously awaited: due date of FUCKOFF Posted NEVER 💅

#mind you the present to myself is a £35 Breyer horse but I want him very badly #and it’s an eBay auction. do they know how to pack him? where is he???#it’s the Cedric Showjumper model so a delicate pose with three feet off the ground and a delicate fleabitten finish.#where is he??? when will Cedric come home from the war #my father in law’s middle name is MERVYN and I adore it but nobody would allow me to use it for the children. so I can only sigh sadly at it #and rotate it and - oh my god! I should name the horse MERVYN #we both had some BANGER names in our family trees but they were so magnificent that people would have thought we were doing a bit.#MERVYN is certainly the rarest and most powerful. too powerful for modern times. c’est la vie.#definitely one of the top ten baby names I sadly and sensibly put on the shelf.#I was like ‘but dr glass’s dad don’t you LIKE it?’ and he was like. ‘well: no.’#‘aren’t you sad about it dying out?’ and he gave me to understand that if it were in his power it would die entirely with him #if he could have also fully deleted Merlin and Marvin in the same breath he would have considered it a signal service to humanity #cmon. great name. bunter’s first name in the Lord Peter wimsey novels. cmon. you guys see it. you guys get me.

Okay justice for Ilya Rozanov, a man who notably managed his entire families finances and his dementia-having fathers caretaking since he was literally a teenager, while also essentially raising himself to be an elite, generational athlete by himself.

like what is this ‘Ilya needs the threat of a sex ban to pick up his socks’ slander or this ‘Ilya has terrible financial literacy’ misinformation or this ‘Ilya only eats junk food and needs to be forced to eat his veggies’ tomfoolery

#Like cmon guys #something very heteronormative is going on here…#Like Shane being the nagging health nut wife and Ilya is the messy irresponsible goofy husband #Which is…#Not my favourite #I get that people don’t mean anything bad by this #And often it’s just done in really fun crack/smau aus #And god bless fr #But let’s also dig into why that’s happening #heated rivalry #hollanov #ilya rozanov #Ilya rozanov analysis #heated rivalry fandom

Love how flambaes just all like

“I’m gay”

“This isn’t the first closet I’ve busted out of”

“I go to gay clubs”

“If my dates not fire resistant I’m dick resistant”

“I date men”

“This isn’t the wet I like to be Robert”

And I get that it’s supposed to be an info dump for the players so we get that bit of info about him but it really does just read as him desperately trying to hint to Robert that’s he’s gay and interested LMFAO

#if it was just one line I’d let it go but like 😭#he wants that cookie so bad #getting progressively more frustrated the more Robert misses the point #clumsy gay jokes instead of just asking the guy out cmon now #he’s like PLEEEASSSSEEE 🛐#gonna pretend like I don’t notice that the games high key pandering to us though #flambae #flambae dispatch #flambert #mechaflame #dispatch #dispatch game

mike saying all the wrong things and calling el a superhero vs mike saying all the right things and calling will a sorcerer

#holy endgame couple bro #like he always knows exactly what to say to him #while with el he never says the right thing #like cmon guys it’s so obvious at this point #stranger things #stranger things season 5 #stranger things 5 #st5 #byler #will byers #mike wheeler #anti mileven

local mob boss, puffing on a cigarette angrily:

goon:

Batman, tied to a chair six feet away:

mob boss: did ya have to tie him to the chair with his legs spread open like that?

#why are they always tying him up like that #is my question #my dude has NO dignity cmon #it’s always spread eagle with Batman damn #show off those quads I guess king #batman #bruce wayne #dc #shitposting #late night rambles #Gotham

the funniest meltdown ive ever had was in college when i got so overstimulated that i could Not speak, including over text. one of my friends was trying to talk me through it but i was solely using emojis because they were easier than trying to come up with words so he started using primarily emojis as well just to make things feel balanced. this was not the Most effective strategy... until. he tried to ask me "you okay?" but the way he chose to do that was by sending "👉🏼👌🏼❓" and i was so shocked by suddenly being asked if i was dtf that i was like WHAT???? WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?????????? and thus was verbal again